jordop

Rack for this route should include: pie plates and muffin mix for the berries, at least two packs smokes, stronger the better, 12 beer minimum, lots of shit tickets for pitches 1-4 and about fifteen #1 camalots

I think Bear might be less painful than Klahanie Crack; I hate that thing!

Look at that hippie, lyin in the grass after smoking some crack. That, boys and girls, is a social parasite!

quote: one other thing...why is it that the WA state teatchers' union always decides to strike right before school starts?Probably because contracts begin and end in September, like most school things [ 09-10-2002, 09:00 AM: Message edited by: jordop ]

I like how the Senate committee recommended that the age of use for pot be three years before that of booze. Right on, that's gonna be some sedate students!

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just don'y get 'em caught in your belay device Friend of mine once got a large chunk of her hair (head that is) caught in her ATC while lowering me in Yosemite her head just got closer and closer to the atc!

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Dontcha mean cuddling with some stout? Cos there's nothing that says fall like falling leaves in Squamish and a pint o Porter at the pub

Winter is for skiing! You don't get all pished off when you don't get up something like you do in the summer. Two runs can be a successful ski trip

I'm too stupid and poor to rent a chopiter. Countin contours is the only thing I can do Does begging and pleading still involve herbage and pints, cause I am now pimping myself out for belaying services for the fall if anyone is interested

While you're in the neighbourhood you can knock off the 2500' wall at the head of Stokke Creek. [ 09-03-2002, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: jordop ]

http://casbc.bivouac.com/news/access30.htm Closed fer now apparently.

I like the funk in my poly! I won from the rep a Mtn Hardware "ZeO2" top that was supposed to control the bacteria. Man did I prove that shit wrong! If there's one thing I can't stand its when people wear deodorant in the hills. Part of the fun is seeing if you can get denied service at a restaurant upon return. [ 09-03-2002, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: jordop ]

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Smith in January is almost as bad as Vantage in January; I've done 'em both. Foggy, bout six hours of sunlight, humid air, blah! Last time I went to Smith in January the bridge was out and we brought this stupid little rubber dingy to get across the Crooked in the fog; it was like some demented out-take from the Holy Grail! [ 09-03-2002, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: jordop ]

Yeah, Cochise, that's a thought. Every time I hear that name I think of the mustachioed LA cop in the BBoy's "Sabotage" video. There should be a crag called "Ponch".

So last Christmas a relative who does a bunch of travelling for work gave me enough air miles for two tickets anywhere in the incontinent US. I'm thinking of going somewhere for some nice clipping in the middle of ski season. Any ideas? Friends have told me that Red Rocks can be really hit or miss in January and that the wind can really whistle through JTree, so I'm thinking of either Flying to Tahoe and driving to Bishop to boulder in the snow, or flying to Denver and driving to Shelf for miles of monotonous bolt ladders. Yeah I thought about Potrero, but I teach Spanish better than I speak it Missing any other ideas? [ 09-03-2002, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: jordop ]

best days in Squamish are in dry cold ones in March or November when all the weekend warriors think that it's not climbing season. My Squamish season is October to May. heck I got more in at Squamish last January (and my best trad leads ever) than the rest of the year combined. Course everyone think's you're insane cause its so cold. Friction baby!

We got rained on damnit! Mind you, according to the Alpinek credit system, we're still paying back for six days of blues skies on the McBride Traverse!

Hmmm, I thought I saw a large plume of smoke over the Harrison area from Chilliwack. You guys hafta call the route "Muir Haze" or sumpin like that.

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Ray, don't you think it's quite possible that Beckey's already climbed that line twenty years ago and forgoten about it! You guys get to the top and he says, "oh yeah . . . I remember this!"

Hot tub, beer fridge, big screen, BBQ . . . Buddy wants to do the Eiger next year so that when we get to the top "we can start pounding" at the cafe on top.