G-spotter

Yeah, well, Timmy and Micah told ME all about their Splitter Camps

WTF? Did you trundle death on him or what? That's not mattp's style... he just wrote a long and boring post responding to the guy that put everyone to sleep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Morris

There's that one arm, "I'm swatting the mosquito on your butt" spotting technique from the poster!

I read on squamishclimbing.com that matching quickdraws is a sign of being a trust fund climber The Squamish Select is only a select guide. McLane's comprehensive guide has all the routes, and even a few routes that don't really exist like Bad Pants Party

There is some pretty steep rock at the bottom of the NE ridge that you see looking across from MacFarlane.

Which guidebook? Stink Foot, Big Foot and Little Feat as well as Rolf's new 5.9 are all between Trixie and Digital Dex. The route is basically over at the second bolt once you reach it, no?

I'd sell you mine except that I left it at snoboy's place last time I was there

Well, at least I recognized the crag You might find that a bouldering mat works better for that route than a rope does

Your project is Stink Foot?

Todd, who was the "we"? If this route was a first ascent the guidebook author and AAJ route report complier, among other people, would eventually like to know such things

If Bonzo hadn't been banned you'd get to be cool too

Maybe we should ask Cobra-Commander, DFA, or Johnny_Tuff as to Iain's whereabouts. Just cause he is sitting pretty at 10,000 + posts, he thinks he can slack off - just like Dru.

I was there yesterday, lower walls were pretty busy, no one on the longer routes. Totally dry but supposed to be thunderstorms today.

Don't Americans have the right to arm bears?

Angle piton brake bar

Gene Wolfe RA Lafferty John Steinbeck Robert Anton Wilson Charles Dickens Tove Jansson Charles Bukowski A. and B. Strugatskii Ursula leGuin JL Borges Haruki Murakami Wu Ming/Luther Blissett Raymond Chandler Bruce Sterling Heraclitus Ed McBain Roger Zelazny no particular order should be implied in the list above.

I hooked my computer up to a Ouija Board so that I can spray from the afterlife

Before the Reversos came out, I bought a GiGi cause Guy told me they were cool. I think I used it once. I still have it though! But overall I have found the GiGi to be GayGay b/c you can't belay a leader with it. Weight wise two belay devices each is a no no.

Baby wholphin

mtn masters used to be good but quality control is way down, they suck. i am in the market for new oines myself and have it narrowed down to sportiva b5s or kayland (can't remember model name). the CTC is a POS.

I heard a funny story in high school about cat turd/litter combo being used as an attempted Baby Ruth Substitute. The hopeful result was that it would be eaten, but the smell (the deterioration of the embedded nugget was supposed to mitigate the smell) was a deterrant. Basically, it didn't work at all, and he got in big trouble. did you hear about that from catturdeat?

what is you have no technique AND are a chick? is #3 camalot = chimney then?

poor jordan. maybe you can find a secret crag next to a major highway yourself one day!