G-spotter

In this thread, Don Serl admits to liking the Backstreet Boys. Makes me wonder what other skeletons are hiding in climbers' closets. I myself can lipsynch "OOps I Did It Again" thanks to a black market Peruvian copy of a Britney CD that Fern gave me . I know Cobra_Commander has a 80s cartoon fetish and posters of Rainbow Brite adorning the Lair. What about you? Got any strange and embarassing trivia to disclose?

there was some reelin' going on here btw.

Duh! I always make my climbing partners lead the scary runout parts.

Sure Thing, C_C!!

Have you tried CraigsList?

Probably never. No one can really climb 5.12.

Do snakes eat ticks?

That's what knives are for.. well that and keeping mommy nice and unstretched

WHERE is this booty? I like nuts

olyclimber's first stop will likely be the Flying J on Sprague.

Both of you spend most of your time on the poopdeck preparing to man the cannon.

you want to be BANNINATED?

Slab climbing Ice cream Swimming with the harbour seals

I thought you had to kill it with a toothpick to get on the news

tryptophan

There are wild turkeys running around in the Kootenays. Yes there are. Snoboy told me about them. Then I saw some with my own eyes. Good eatin'

THREAD KILLER!

And you didn't even come to Chilliwack. We got corn mazes, fresh corn, Slesse, corn mazes, Cultus Lake, smog, did I mention corn mazes yet

I know dat.

if you eat all that shit you'll be big in japan. you got the moon, you got the cheese, you got the whole damn nation on their knees.

Not any more. I free soloed it naked while dropping acid tabs. The route name is "Hebecataphonicacrohydrocataleptichorticultimopanglossspermiabiliphobia" and it goes at IV 5.3 WI2+

I may be drunk, but you are ugly - and I will be sober tomorrow.

Should be aiding bigwalls, not new climbers. Swear to god when I was a new climber if some sick fuck tried to aid me I'd clock his ass with a 2x4, I would have.