G-spotter

I heard that one of Jens's regular partners flunked outta da Mounties. The Mounties regularly have a graduation rate of something like 1/2 to 2/3. And they do kick out people who have been warned about fitness, safety, etc., and don't get better. He didn't flunk out. Tell it as it is. The fact that they did had issue with him yet he continues to complete climbs at a level very few other mounties currently do says a lot about their conclusions. Level of climbing has nothing to do with safety or survival. "I never expected to live to 30." - Guy Edwards (1972-2003)

ooopps sorry that should have been in the thread about the dog

Four legs good Two legs bad

What kind of family is it where the child named Frog Press grows up to be a City Attorney?

love hotel, american style

New study correlates obesity with increased oil consumption

there's a warning sign on the road ahead there's a lotta people sayin we'd be better off dead

that shit is so 2004

"Alright listen up! In future, when rapelling down a steep trail, try not to look like such a dork! Mountie High Command, signing out!"

what if you just campus up jughauls and don't use your feet? switch to a stiffer shoe, like a board lasted shoe? does it hurt when you hike or just when you are climbing?

Damn, you're 2 for 2 on doubleposts today - Skinner and this! http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/610335/an/0/page/0#610335

ya that was the joke. I wouldn't rely on the numbers on 8a.nu either. You mean I'm not the 2547th best climber in Canada after all?

I don't think the loads generated rappelling would be significantly different for an ATC vs a GriGri, and not significantly different for a static vs dynamic rope unless you start jumping around all over the place.... rapping situation is close to a static load on the anchor.

East Coast peeps will think it's DC, gotta be more regional. We all are Metronauts! metronauttygirl?

Maybe Shingo is Chouinard or Whillans but I doubt it.

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"bivouac is French for mistake" goes back about 30 years that I know of...

i just clip a couple s together, sink the teeth of one into the next one's tail

Farmer John, I'm in love with your water Yeah the one with the champagne ice

Your slogan should be "Washington. With an arrr"

if you read the thread, you'd know it's cause the existing bolts are trash in the wrong place. better to remove than to replace and compound the original mistake.

When your kid takes your gun to school and shoots 6 classmates and a teacher and then himself, you'll probably wish you had bought Hello Kitty socks instead of a gun

Damn! Those would rock in my Freneys!