G-spotter

It doesn't matter how long you live. What matters is how you live your life. You are going to die sooner or later Phil, just like all the "selfish, reckless" climbers you disparage. And based on your remarks here, Phil, I don't think many people will be upset when you die.

How many times do you think Annabelle climbed Hood before she was ready for Everest?

If Paul Pritchard is back climbing again, you will be too. Any climbing doctor would tell you the same

Hey, these guys are more experienced than the SAR teams looking for them. Why are we even worried?

The MLU and lifejackets

Well, except breast implants I suppose.

Look at all the dangerous risk takers! No flotation devices visible!

And if you had some eggs, you could have some ham and eggs, if you had some ham.

"Race ya to the deep end! Safely!"

That's not wearing a lifejacket while swimming. It's wearing a lifejacket while BOATING. Try diving or doing anything but floating while wearing a lifejacket, silly. Do you wear waterwings and an inner tube too? You can drown in a bathtub. Do you wear a lifejacket into the shower, just in case? Maybe some SCUBA gear too?

People who wear lifejackets while swimming are the ones who can't swim.

Hey, why stop with climbers. What about drivers? James Kim didn't have an MLU in his car. Phil, do YOU have an MLU in your car at all times? If not then go buy one before you start spouting off.

Favorite :pagetop: at JTree are probably lizards

I think LHwildcats might be wondering why the search teams are coming in from the south side instead of going up the N side. Yes, it's less work.

What a shame that that CNET guy who got lost in SW Oregon with his family didn't rent a MLU before driving home to San Francisco, too, right? And drive the safer I5 all the way...

Well, they'll have their media circus skills down pat after this experience. Duelling book deals in the parking lot outside the news conference methinks. And of course, sponsorship from MSR (for the XGKs) and Lucasfilm (for the Tauntauns). Where is Krakauer, anyway? Hiding out from the Mormon death squads? Did you read "Under the Banner of Heaven"?

But you won't get brain cancer now.

Shouldn't this be in the Borbon thread?

Well, they'll have their media circus skills down pat after this experience. Duelling book deals in the parking lot outside the news conference methinks. And of course, sponsorship from MSR (for the XGKs) and Lucasfilm (for the Tauntauns).

faux news

tree well

The flake broke? How the fuck am I ever gonna lead it cleanly now

How long were you on GP before you got rescued Bone? It was a couple of days at least wasn't it?

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