G-spotter

I've done it before and I didn't break anything. Sometimes you get the right conditions where you are mostly downclimbing but you hit a couple of little 100m soft snow sections you can glissade, and you don't want to stop, take your crampons off, glissade, put 'em back on again for the next section of downclimbing. You just have to be extra super cautious.

Intelligence is limited. Stupidity is infinite.

semi-random butt shots?

And compare all the routes to some obscure Gunks climb.

Make sure you grade them all 5.6+ And say that the approach takes an hour.

Hey Tex how many of your climbs are going to be in this new book?

climbing an arete

"Today is a good day to die"

it's not a climb, yet

do your ears hurt too teh otter? omg!

cook inlet? best approach is via bute inlet then scar creek knight inlet then franklin is second best protected anchorages are hard to come by in either drainage there are several boat ascents described online, i think you can find a kayak one at kobus.ca

those are russian ice fifis

Maybe this giant snafflehound will know where Mrs Alden is. I think they pushed her down the stairs, you know.

facon

Or even a FWA

there's a really good hut at Muir

A giant inflatable unicorn fighting a giant inflatable cyberdolphin beneath a giant inflatable rainbow would be uber c00l though.

Like getting the kids out of the house so you and your wives can go at it?

Did any of you guys notice that CNN called Obama "Osama"? oops, ya right

Why don't you post some more gay softcore, that always hooks some fish.

You should try a pick-up line like that out on MarkMcKillop, he might get turned on.

The leader must not fall but the second needs a tight rope, PLEASE! TAKE! FUCKFUCKFUCK I SAID TAKE!!!!!11

I blame society.

It took us under an hour to climb Solar Slab but it took 4 hours on the descent trying to follow Swain's retarded directions!