G-spotter

omg, transpecies!

Boolean operators - "blue" AND "ones". Of course!

Snafflehound

OMG maybe the Mount Hood climbers were DRUNK!!!!

PS Real men drink Speights

Dunedin is a far better city than Christchurch. Wanaka is a far better town than Queenstown. If you want to go climbing peaks and not see crowds forget about Aspiring and Cook and head for the Barron Saddle - Mount Brewster area. Only go to the Darrans if it isn't raining or if you are homesick for the PNW.

Avon Calling!

A 20 pound, powered jumar. Well....

Some things take two hands.

I wouldn't mind undressing a pair of doxies.

So even if I was wearing an MLU i might take it off if I got cold?

wheelchair weed

Hey E it sounds like there's some free camping on South Lola Lane for you if the van starts to feel cramped!

I would complain, if their forecasts had ever been accurate! As it is, isn't sacrificing a chicken and reading the entrails more accurate than a TWN forecast?

Plus, for overnight trips, it's way easier to dry out a separate inner than it is to dry out a leather boot. And if you forget your pee bottle you can just piss in the shell and empty it out the door

Overboots are . You will climb faster and more better with warm dry feet. Plastic boots are nice and rigid... if you are kicking steps all day, nothing beats a plastic boot. The lightness of leather only becomes noticeable on technical climbing. For hiking, there really is no difference.

campfire in tent? sure is smokey in here

I thought it was the tarp he was gonna cook

got 99 problems, being your bitch ain't one

1) Cut a hole in a tent

personal climbing web pages forum would be a good place to put this thread

your mama went up against a dogs ass with scabies in a beauty contest and lost

omg! sure is nodder!

You'd sew a Canadian flag to your pack in a minute if you went travelling Your mama's soooo dumb she sat on the TV to watch the couch

You are snot and I'm Kleenex, here to wipe you out And your mama's fat.