G-spotter

Figure how much responsibility YOU bear for blindly letting someone else take charge of your precioussss skis, then convert that to a dollar value and subtract that from the value of the skis, to come up with revised total value dude must pay you.

i ex'spec't that a designer wearing horn-rimmed spex could design one for you on spec

Forget money. Tell the guy you want a pair of the same skis in the same condition and let him find them for you. If he can get a deal online then he pays less.

How many kids you got? watchu'mean? anyone speak kraut? can't figure why my sweet pic of cletus and his honey got replaced by bart but figure there's somethign to his secret code it probably cause you are stealing bandwidth, you thief!

CBS, why didn't you just ask to see her belay card? RRROOOOOOROOOOORRRRRRROOOOO look out! BELAY COPS are about! Reno 911: Vantage is on the scene.

Maybe the cybersex was so good she decided she never need to have real sex again afterall.

You ARE old bill

Most of the top was but the slab at the start was rock. March is not good time to climb Synchroslurpee, ever Three Sisters were in though.

He could SLEEP anywhere... but what happened before he fell asleep? 8D

But how many tauntauns????///

damn roboboy, you've never met in person have you

You mama so fat she didn't even know she was knocked up witchoo.

damn i thought it was cause you were a 66 year old widow. go granny go granny go!

hehehe

Yup, after eating a Dr. Puttee's Bowel Putty Butty, you too can use your potty trowel to drop a tight Kiwi coil.

Cindy69 snaffle-ation thread

If nobody drank and typed cc.com would have about 5% as many posts.

OWWW OWWW OWWWW AHHH FUUUCKKKKKKK!!

Two from column A, one from column B

Would you like that with liver?

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/05032007/3/world-head-liver-mistakenly-mailed-horrified-michigan-couple.html

"More things in heaven and Earth than in your philosophy" is the link.

I wonder how much beer she drank while she didn't know she was pregnant.

Metawhining.