G-spotter

i heard tansnaffl is a chic

What the hell kind of judge is called Jeremiah S. Jeremiah Jr.??

and non-Christians *do*? didn't you ever see dances with wolves? what else have you "learned" watching hollywood movies? ^^^bad guy^^^ Hey look, Eminem is standing in the background!

Q: How do porcupines have sex? A: Very carefully

At 5:07PM PDT today. Last chance for winter ascents until December, quick quick! Welcome spring, rock climbing, warmness, Prana tawps etc

How come people always complain about how hunting a deer or elk with a gun instead of a bow isn't "traditional" for Natives, but yet I have never heared one complaint about them hunting porcupines with Nerf. Do you think styrofoam is traditional, huh? Jeez! Get with the program angry people! Here's a whole new issue you can feel upset about!

"The porcupine can be easily approached and killed with a club because of its plodding gait. This trait has saved the lives of hungry Natives, trappers, and miners in times past. For this reason, although the hunting season is open all year with no bag limit, many people do not kill porcupines without cause. Some people find the meat too strong, but in some areas of the state, porcupines with their heavy layer of fat are considered a delicacy. Quills sewn onto deerskin used to be the trading wampum of the Northeastern Indian tribes. Quills are still used for decoration by the Athabaskans of Interior Alaska. Natives used to kill porcupines just for their quills, but today the Natives corner the animal and then tap the back of the animal with a styrofoam paddle to collect all the quills they need. The quills are dyed with locally obtainable vegetable materials and then sewn into skin clothing, earrings, and artistic items. " Talk about nerfing!

I mean beerathon

Get a keg and have a Drink Porter for Porter marathon!

Porcupines is good eating under the pricks So pulling the spines off gives culinary kicks All the cougars agree Its porky for me And have their own rodent-devouring tricks

proctology

I heard that Stim Bullitt wears Hand Jammies

is there bad alcohol?? Methanol.

strong correlation between cigars and toupees.

I do NOT like the smell of my polypro after I wear it under non-breathable raingear for 5 days of work. Peee Ewwww!

Cohiba or Bohica?

Velvets

I have never agreed with you more!!!! Hey seahawks…..do you climb? Who cares what you think K-fed??? I climbed your mamma this morning Your mama has grown by a lot more than 50% More like 50kg.

things a little slow for you these days Dru? Some of our n00b sprayers like k-fed need to be edumacated in the history thing.

The smell of bumping up a 4-year-old thread.

That's what they all say afterwards.

Is Pumpline at Careno? That's a fun route. Except for the frickin' roof!

You should be soloing M5 to be hardman.

That's because there are more meth addicts in the Northwest. There is more drug abuse here than in any place in the country. Dude. Have you ever been to smalltown Nevada?

OOOooh, when your pro is so skanky that no one wants the booty, that's low, damned low. Maybe you should wash your nuts occasionally.