G-spotter

But... If you didn't marry the Nodder Then Where is the Nodder?

Dude, Log on as Olyclimber and do some banninating!

Hello friends are Canadian allowed at Sausage Fest? every day I am training to be not weakest sausage eater Join the "no pay for no sausage" expedition to Schulzy's

way to bump up a 2 year old thread you jumar with your arms though, not with your hands so not having hand motion doesn't matter

SMACK that is the sound of the door, hitting you in the ass

It tastes just like the "meat taco" at the Mexican burrito shack.

quitter

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????? THOSEFUCXXXERS ATT HE MOUNTAINERS BOOOOKS ARENBT PUTTING OUT THEG UIDE UNTILLTHER SUMMXER LOOK OUT FOR cOUGARS AND sNAFFLEHOUNDS

chili dog

And you're never short of toothpicks afterwards!

I still have a couple copies of the Stone Nudes of CC.com calendar from 2003. Featuring 11 cc.com females and Dave Schuldt as Mr April. Send $20 for rare collector's item.

hmmmm... i remember a certain legal goddess that could provide contradictory evidence

Dru, this sexy sexy pic of a naked snaffle should be labeled NSFS (Not safe for snaffles) That's not a naked snaffle THIS is a naked snaffle:

I heard that Snugtop married The Nodder. Ohmygod! Sure did, Nodder!

- things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

I think some of your legislators would rather have boy scouts wearing leather chaps and ball-gags than MLUs.

Look! Up in the sky! What's that??? It's a bird! no... It's a plane! No... It's me, dropping coils on ya'll frm great heights.

Translation: Good jorb Porter

Helen and hang bassett

Google "beck and call". Google "beckon call". Use quotes for both. See which one has more results; that one is almost always correct.

Get a room you two 8D

telemark = Swedish for "hay guise wate 4 me lolz"

fix your heels and fix your problem

Looks more like tansnaafl to me! or tiltstaafl