G-spotter

Yep But maybe not on the pitch right above me

raisins with sleeping pills inside

There's always the Willis Wall. Arc might still need a partner.

special rooster sauce with a big red cock on every bottle

Long route with at every belay

Usually just putting a bag over the head (Ben Franklin technique) is enough.

Here is a shot of Slesse from McFarlane as of July 1 You can still see a fair bit of snow on the mid-height, low-angle section of the buttress

Are you coming back to the PNW because your activities as a sex tourist got you deported from wherever?

Since there's still lots of snow up high, the Crossover descent might offer a nice glissade part way down until the thrashing starts. Kevin M. told me that the last time he did Slesse they took shots of the Crossover descent from the buttress with a digicam, and it really helped on the way down by letting them figure out which way to go on the descent to link the patches of tall timber together and avoid the worst bush. The Google Earth coverage is also really good. You can pretty much see the proper descent line on the images.

Saw this reported on another site:

Chopper rides to Slesse are sooooooooo aid. Mustache rides too.

The FAA can help with that: I recall a story where the Canadians decided they had better test their jet canopies using the chicken gun like the Americans were doing. After smashing several canopies they were completely perplexed. Finally an American advisor said, "these chickes are frozen, you have to thaw them out first". yeah, look up chicken cannon on snopes

post it to Youtube

The Hello Kitty iPod holder from carolyn is this summer's must have accessory

its not the only thing they have that's shorter

das Toof

don't wear panties

The FAA can help with that:

man I guess the waaaaahmbuilance makes a special run to Index cause there is a bunched panty emergency

20 pitches is pretty much ideal. Peter maybe you should be asking perfect length for a PITCH

it's 25km trailhead-to-trailhead

It's Rudy's Massively Round

i was up at oregon jack last night, sleeping in the back of my truck woke up this AM and couldn't find my glasses after a hour of hands-and-knees inspection of the surrounding territory i found them 100m from the truck in some tall grass, just outside a burrow-type entrance to a boulder cave that i guess they were too big to fit into bushy tailed woodrat, king of snafflehounds