G-spotter

Maybe it was an Archenemiteuthis http://www.tonmo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10324

I read a story in Wired Mag that said the Colombian cartels have genetically engineered herbicide-resistant coca plants that are impervious to the sprays. think about that the next time you toot some supposedly "organic free range non-GMO" nose candy.

Work truck vs large rock will know the damage $$ later today

"the classic big wall route on the face of the Chief" - Fred Beckey on NW Passage.

We're only #1 in the industrialized world. #4 globally. see, globalization is bad.

lets go to fuckin hawaii get drunk in the sun lay on the beach in waikiki getta tan on my bum running from the rain thousands on the run makin like the rich heading for the sun art bergmann

that'll be brutal for your wool gabardine suit though todd!

that's blood sugar

I thought you meant down south in Texas:

Noseeums are like blackflies but micro-scale. Blackflies are the spawn of the Wendigo. When this ferocious cannibal weas burned alive by Glooscap, the ashes of its body turned into flies and mosquitoes in order to continue to eat the flesh of men and drink their blood.

Hey Mr. AlpinFox, who spooged in your eye and gave you conjunctivitis? :o

Haha I was up in Chek last weekend and I have the same meth-head sores all over my arms. bad summer for bugs. nowhere near as bad as the Yukon though!! The yukon blackflies are insane. After a week near Ross River wearing thick armour everywhere but on my hands I had 75 bites on the back of one hand and 100-120 on the other one.

punji sticks

Rexford trail =33% grade Slesse descent trail = 50% grade Pretty much perfect.

You can pop many locks with application of a simple crowbar and/or Z-angle pin stack. Makes getting locked in or out a non-issue unless you get caught in the act.

The gritstone photos are 99.9% of the time posed after the FA with the climber back on the route with either hidden pro at the waist or a toprope hidden around the arete out of sight.

Baseball = fat roid monkeys in tights.

Um, lets say Catbirdseat announced he was gonna try to onsight the Bachar-Yerian. Would you say "you go girl, I trust you have enough experience to know your own abilities, send" Or "Dude you are gonna make a big ugly splatter at the base"?

Chuck Norris doesn't trundle. Rocks just leap off cliffs out of fear as he approaches them.

tansnaffle

DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! skull skull skull

ass kicking alpine girlz are aid

As well as shruds, there are some ferocious burkshards on that route. Be very cautious.

Life's a pitch and then you belay.

FWIW the "bush hell" mentioned, descending below the Memorial to the basin, is all of like 5 minutes and 100m horizontal distance long until you break out on the talus