G-spotter

femsculature?

What about grass?

Like Martina Navritalova?

There's a Johnny Dawes climb called Four Door Dostoyevsky

IQ scores have been rising every year since the 1930s. Climbing smarter = climbing harder?

How much do you think Watts could have embezzled from EP USA? Enough to hire some ghostwriters to finish the 2nd Ed Smith guide by now?

The bad thing about making fun of a girl with muscles is that she could beat them up for doing that.

Is mascular a deliberate portmanteau of masculine and muscular or were they just stoned?

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Unibroue, the best brewery in the world, probably the universe, doesn't even make an IPA

Oh No 16mm of rain overnight

SAMsnaafl

I still want a t-shirt that says CascaseClimbers.com on the front and MUFFY on the back so i can wear it to smith rock and i don't have to introduce myself. HEY I want one of those too I heard there were some cute girls that plan on hooking up with Muffy

I'm five feet nine inches tall baby, but forget the feet, cause I'm all about the nine inches.

You're terribly confused. The fact is, different human pursuits operate under different rules. Like trad climbing and sport climbing, eh?

Rockies 5.9 A2 = M7

Isn't that Caddis?

You guys just don't know that hops are not a taste. They are something added to HIDE the taste of a shitty beer. And just like patchouli doesnt make dirty hippies clean, hops don't make a shitty beer good.

Dirtbags already have sponsors. Every tourist that leaves food on a plate. Every Safeway that leaves pallets outside Every drunk driving to Whistler that picks up hitchhikers going to Squamish and shares a beer. Every rich pickup partner that doesn't complain when a cam goes missing after getting ropegunned up a long route. Every bolt fund sucker that puts new hangers back on an easy route after the hangers vanish to appear on dirtbag's project. Every friend that has a couch, a shower or a garage.

Lemon drops = panty removers.

My worst stout is better than your best IPA

We had some chili con cat, and ate the whole pot full of it.

cc.com cause your neutrino might get found someday

I bet if I pissed in a bottle of grapefruit juice you IPA fans would have a mouth orgasm just from the first sip.