G-spotter

I'm five feet nine inches tall baby, but forget the feet, cause I'm all about the nine inches.

You're terribly confused. The fact is, different human pursuits operate under different rules. Like trad climbing and sport climbing, eh?

Rockies 5.9 A2 = M7

Isn't that Caddis?

You guys just don't know that hops are not a taste. They are something added to HIDE the taste of a shitty beer. And just like patchouli doesnt make dirty hippies clean, hops don't make a shitty beer good.

Dirtbags already have sponsors. Every tourist that leaves food on a plate. Every Safeway that leaves pallets outside Every drunk driving to Whistler that picks up hitchhikers going to Squamish and shares a beer. Every rich pickup partner that doesn't complain when a cam goes missing after getting ropegunned up a long route. Every bolt fund sucker that puts new hangers back on an easy route after the hangers vanish to appear on dirtbag's project. Every friend that has a couch, a shower or a garage.

Lemon drops = panty removers.

My worst stout is better than your best IPA

We had some chili con cat, and ate the whole pot full of it.

cc.com cause your neutrino might get found someday

I bet if I pissed in a bottle of grapefruit juice you IPA fans would have a mouth orgasm just from the first sip.

what happens next - does the cable get fixed?

Don't knock sport fucking till you've tried it.

Um there is no such mountain as 'Sleese'

you're the pits and that's the hole truth baby, i really dig u

What do you call a guide who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless

with my posse on Broadway

and not mind eating nothing but mayonnaise and potato chips for a week plus whatever condiments you can steal from mcdonalds

real dirtbags hitchhike, vans and pickups are for trustafarians i lived for 3 months on $60 cdn u just gotta know what time iga throws out the expired produce and be waiting at the dumpster

IM WITH STUPID!!! ---------------->

I wish I was posting from Muffy's house right now cause I heard there are some birthday cake leftovers

I'm sprayin from your house while you're at work

does anyone know if the lost climbers on Hood have been find yet????

If I took a shit in your Jetboil pot, how long would you boil it for before you would consider it safe to eat?