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It was creepy, s'all.

It's a common misconception that atheists are all one group. It's more like anarchists - you have the ultra-libertarians and the anarcho-communists under the same label but disagreeing on everything. I fall on the atheist side of agnostic but I think Dawkins is more of a fundamentalist of the sort he himself criticizes. What Bob Wilson called an "Irrational Rationalist".

I shared a fridge once with this guy I rarely saw. I had one basement room and he had another one. He apparently spent all his time in his room pumping iron and watching porn. His side of the fridge contained ground hamburger, eggs and milk. That was it. No vegetables, no bread. He might have eaten the hamburger raw. I wasn't there enough to find out if he cooked it.

Happy Deng!

You're driving on the highway. See that lamp pole? aim for it. Kill yourself. Death is seconds away every time you drive on the highway. If you want to be "safe", stop driving.

unicellular organisms reproduce by budding... the first organisms to develop sexual reproduction must have been perverts of a high order

this thread is HELLA FUN!!!!!!!

Stop being so strange.

I'm pretty sure you can get t-section front points for the DMM Terminator too.

the most dangerous climbing is teh one having teh most fun

pray

jeez crackers, "BRAYSHAW" rhymes with "SPRAYSHAW". what is this 'barry'? turkish?

Yeah, raining and +5C on Sunday.

Necrophilia and cannibalism are good vices for climbers. Find a corpse in the mountains and you have hit the jackpot!

Trip: Lytton/Fraser Canyon - After the Gold Rush boot destruction Date: 12/15/2007 Trip Report: Canadug and I went climbing up the Fraser Canyon on Saturday. This was going to be Doug's 2nd time ever ice climbing (the last was 10 years ago) and he was borrowing some of my gear and using some of his own. Among the gear he had was this old pair of "Stefan" brand single boots with leather from the ankle up, and a plastic lower shell. On the drive up the Canyon it appeared that a lot of ice had fattened up until around Wednesday/Thursday and was now falling apart. There were a couple of good looking harder unclimbed lines in near Hells Gate but everything else was open and flowing until we got to Goldpan. I also realized around Boston Bar that I had left my crampons at home. But what the hell, we were just going to play around on a half pitch high climb so we could swap Doug's loaner crampons back and forth. It was about -2 in Lytton with lots of snow on the ground, a really odd hard & sometimes breakable crust that is unusual for the area. We hiked up the creek a ways and tooled up at the first step. I tried to get up this low-angle, snowy flow with no crampons by chopping steps and it worked alright, it was actually kind of fun. When Doug had come up to join me we noticed some cracking in the plastic part of his boots. A chunk had fallen off. Oh well, there's duct tape in the car, but let's climb this next little pitch while we're up here. Up the first step Some damage. So we climbed the next pitch and had some fun. But, while he was climbing, chunks of boot were raining down on my belay, and when Doug came down from that pitch it was obvious his boots were in serious suckage mode. So we headed back down to our packs... here's how his boots liked that: I was laughing so hard by the end, I could barely stand up! And since the gaiter straps were the only things holding the soles to his feet by then, Doug could barely stand up either Anyways we got back down to the car and it must have warmed up to +2, everything was melting, drops of water were falling off the trees, etc. so we just headed back to Chilliwack. Short day, not much climbing but funny anyhow. Gear Notes: Bring boots that do not self-destruct and a few screws. Approach Notes: Walk 5 minutes from car to ice.

isn't the men's wool fishnet underwear model, cc's own mark mckillop?

link to the news of the repeat?

muffs is aid

Oh wait, here it is Matching one-pieces!

Hey Jesse where's that pick of Messner and Habeler rockin' the FILA?

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Is this mystery "Doug" guy in your first caption hidden behind the considerable bulk of DON WHILLANS?

You guys must be hypoglycemic all the time then!!

it wasan open project for four years. maybe it won't.

where's all the salivating over this 14c onsight first ascent? Basque guy onsights first ascent of 5.14c.