G-spotter

When asked about irony, Kevbone said he didn't have any pitons.

That sounds like you are describing the climbs you did. "Yeah, I totally onsighted Crushed To Death, but I warmed up first on Smeared with Feces and just moved over from the belay ledge. You gotta try that link up, it's an awesome way to go"

You are a good argument for making abortion retroactive.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/081117/canada/canada_us_geography_warming

Until I started talking to romance novel readers I was under the impression that this "Christa Berg" pop star I had heard mentioned was a girl.

One time, at band camp?

I polled your two of your readers and they said "Chris de Bergh, Lady in Red"

oh hey, freezing level tomorrow will be 3500m. November = stupid.

After years of scrambling I decided to learn how to rope up for the odd 4th class pitch I might encounter while peak bagging. I guess I didn't realize that fingerjams up Flying Circus would result in lifelong addiction.

I can tell you weren't flying yesterday. Winds were from the W at 75-85kmh

sounds like pr0n title

It needs a lot more than that.

Oil is made by archaea, who knows how long it takes them to shit out a gallon of crude... maybe only an hour or so if you feed them the right amount of rock.

I can see the NF of Colfax from work right now, here in Abbotsford. There are some clouds kicking around but like Justin says, it's REALLY plastered with white up there. You might have to dig with a shovel to find the ice except for the vertical parts. You might find some sloughing too...

all in all you're just another brick in the pyramid

i just use the plastic screw racking biners. they work fine but i use 4 of them. more than 4 screws per biner is trouble.

Talk about hook swallowing! Hey Ivan, you think that pint-sized French guy was the first modern chipper, shooting off the Sphinx's nose?

They suck though. Having the panpipes on your harness or a separate belt seems to be a better design than on a bandolier.

It is telling that the Egyptian is a sport-climbing move.

Yes.

How old are they Melissa?

I predict holes in the fabric of your pants in the mid-thigh region from that, cause it would swing more than a screw racked by the hanger on a biner.

that looks like a bitch to rack?

it's when the Man shafts you just like he does right now, but you get paid for it.

Slawinski/Dumerac et al 04 or 05?