G-spotter

A shovel might help too, blackcomb got like 2 feet of fresh yesterday

Tell that to the border guards.

Grand jury indicts Cheney and Gonzales for "organized criminal activity" http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/081119/us/politics_us_usa_texas_cheney_indictment

I hope you told him he should always make his clients use a condom. Some might have nasty diseases.

This is a rude statement. No. It is an honest statement. "Yo mama was on my knob like a dog on a bone" is a rude statement.

Look at all the revenge the unjustly jailed Nelson Mandela exacted on South Africa, eh?

That's a pretty dumb statement. There are trained professionals out there with 20-30 years or more of experience in avalanche prediction and control. They write textbooks on avalanche safety. They are responsible for maintaining avalanche safety on major ski hills and on mountain highways travelled by thousands of people per day. Not saying they are always right or infallible, but no one is - honestly though, what else are you going to call them but avalanche experts? Wikipedia:

It was dry, sunny and warm yesterday. In November

fatty! So how many gear placements must a route have in your opinion before it's ok to have a mix of bolts and gear anyway? Three? How far apart? Do you measure it all out with a measuring tape? I heard you have a special one that's got the 5 inch mark labeled "8"

Uranus.

I heard that the new book is FINALLY done & at the printers right now... with ETA c. Christmas.

I can grow 7 inches in 20 seconds, lying on my back...

maybe if you carried gear to the crag with you more often you'd get rid of that pot belly, ru!

Climbing something with 2 gear placements in between 10 bolts is reasonable if there are two good places for gear. Placing bolts next to good gear placements just so Rudy won't have to bring two TCUs up a climb with him, however, is both stupid and lazy.

Kevbone thinks Irony is Bert's best friend.

When asked about irony, Kevbone said he didn't have any pitons.

That sounds like you are describing the climbs you did. "Yeah, I totally onsighted Crushed To Death, but I warmed up first on Smeared with Feces and just moved over from the belay ledge. You gotta try that link up, it's an awesome way to go"

You are a good argument for making abortion retroactive.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/081117/canada/canada_us_geography_warming

Until I started talking to romance novel readers I was under the impression that this "Christa Berg" pop star I had heard mentioned was a girl.

One time, at band camp?

I polled your two of your readers and they said "Chris de Bergh, Lady in Red"

oh hey, freezing level tomorrow will be 3500m. November = stupid.

After years of scrambling I decided to learn how to rope up for the odd 4th class pitch I might encounter while peak bagging. I guess I didn't realize that fingerjams up Flying Circus would result in lifelong addiction.

I can tell you weren't flying yesterday. Winds were from the W at 75-85kmh