monkeyboy

What would be funny is Calvin taking a big dump on Calvin taking a piss.

If you want to put stickers on your car carrier or car or whatever go for it. One or two stickers is OK but excessive amounts are best. What would be really cool is CC.Com stickers. The only stickers that are stupid are calvin pissing stickers.

Ya, you can get by with some tied slings with rubber bands or what not but that is pretty ghetto. For walking around looking cool at the top climbing areas you want to and get a shiny new set quick draws. While your at it make sure to get some ultralight anodized biners in a stunning color that matches. If at all possible these should all match the color of your new rope, chalk bag, and shoes. They really will make you climb better!

Just wanted to say "You Suck" to whoever threw eggs at the cars parked near Icicle Buttress. Happy Easter to you too.

I wasn't sure I wanted to tell ya'll about another area to climb near Renton but here it goes. On the backroad {May Valley Road} between Renton and Issaquah is a cute little crag. It is near the Wilderness Peak tralhead. If you are coming from Renton go about a half mile past the parking area for Wilderness peak and look off to your left. On the right {South} is a rock quarry and on the North is the crag. There is a small pulloff with room for 2 or 3 cars. There are 2 routes (5.5?}and some bouldering off to one side. My friend and I named it the Quickie cause it's quick and easy.

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Best climbing attire: Last spring on St. Hellens I saw a gal wearing a cheerleader sweater and skirt hiking up to the crater rim.

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I think I'll get a titanium spork.

Sounds interesting. I know of one climb in the Renton area but it is nowhere near a school so it must be a diffeerent one. So where is this killer 5.9 crack?

I took a drill and made the holes on my hexes slightly {this is key} larger to fit the cord I wanted to sling them with. Ya I know someones going to say this is potentialy harmful, or not reccomended or blah blah blah. As long as you file off the insides smooth when your done it's fine.

May I have your attention please. This is monkeyboy. It has come to my attention that another user on this board has a name quite simmilar to monkeyboy. In fact he even has monkeyboy in it! They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I am quite flattered. However I don't want the good people of ccc to confuse me monkeyboy for zippy monkey boy. monkeyboy has spoken.

Never mind

JRCO, I have used a petzel ascender for self belay top roping. Locking caribiner to harness and another caribiner connecting the top hole to a chest harness{webbing}.It helps to tie the bottom of the rope to your pack or bundle it for some extra weight. Once set up it is pretty much self tending. I have never taken a fall using this technique and I can't say I would really want to. I would pretty much kept to routes I knew I could climp pretty easily.

quote: If you want to keep this climbing related you might leave out the whole running from the law bit. Just my opinion.

I think spray was better moderated by NO ONE. They never did anything and I liked that. I mean I guess death threats and stuff are taking it a bit far. When threads start dissapearing however it is wierd. I am getting nervous that this post might dissapear at anytime! If it is going to be moderated maby we can at least have some guidelines or an explanation why the plug was pulled on something. Gimme somthin' to work with her huh.

Remember McGuiver? He could make crampons from toothpicks and bubble gum. Whats your best?

I love Hexes! When I climb with them I get the respect. They are the old school slung kind and people assume I been climing longer than I really have! I love Tri-Cams too. They work well and they piss off people that don't understand them.

My 2 cents. Nalgene bottles may cost 6 bucks but I'll take one over a Gatoraide bottle as a deadman anchor any day!

Dan Larson has the coolest name on this boarshead because all you have to do is mention it and all kinds of shit starts flying. Lambone isn't a great name but he has a cool autosig. I don't know who has it but the pissing monkey is the all time best autosig. Erik SnoopDogg is kind of ghetto. But mine is the stupidest ever! Name and sig both.

When I first started logging on to CCC I was amazed at the amount of spray.I thought guys like Cavey must be crazy posting crap all of the time. Now I know it is true because I have lost the power to stop! I MUST SPRAY NIGHT and DAY!

I'm asking for a big lump of coal. Reverse psycology. Probably end up with socks too though. Oh well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Thanks for all the good beta. I checked out the house sized boulder north of the U. It looks pretty fun. I will definitly go back when it isn't soaked. BTW anyone else interested it is at the cross streets of NE 72nd and 28th Ave.NE

Anybody know of any good buildering in the Seattle area? Nothing too extreme just small and fun. One place I used to climb once in a while is in Bellevue just north of the transit center on 108th Ave. It used to be the Honey Bee ham place. Pretty darn easy but kinda fun anyway.

I dont know why I chose to read about a fruit cake recipe but that shits funny!