Climber #1, "Hey, someone bolted a new climb in the icicle."
Climber #2, "What a travesty! We are slapping Mother Nature in the face with this crap. The rock should be left the way it was found...we must unite as climbers to protect the land."
Climber #1, "Oh yeah, they also closed some climbing areas temporarily so some eagles can get through their nesting season undisturbed."
Climber #2, "Oh SCREW THAT! Who cares about friggin birds boffing each other? I'm going climbing wherever I want!"