lizard_brain

After much thought, I finally decided not to say what I do for a living.

I just logged on to say that there's no fucking way I'm going to read this entire goddam thread. That is all. Do carry on.

I'm confused. Are you saying that Lizard_Brain was, in fact, shat from Jesus? Does that mean I'm Holy Shit?

God I miss the Kingdome!

This question came up on a running forum I was on recently, but was nixed by the uptight mods. But I thought it was valid and intriguing. The mods were okay with the topic of farting until the subject of Our Savior came up along with it (I think someone said "Oh, Holy Jesus", and it went from there), and some PC tightass (no pun intended) got offended. The world wants to know. Did Jesus fart?

Yeah - Is your life worth 40 bucks? Can I be in your will? PM me for personal info.

My goal is to accumulate more expensive gear.

-Solo all of the Tattoosh peaks (except Stevens) in a day. -Do Stuart again, possibly combined with a ridge-run and summit of Sherpa. (Not mountaineering related) -Run the North Olympic Discovery Marathon in under 4 hours.

I'm all for religious premarital sex.

Bob was ghey.

Oh for christ's sake would you all just shut up.

I tried to snowshoe to Pan Point on Sunday. We got to the base of it and said "No way." We could hear the WHUMP! of the layers shifting and could feel the ground move - even on the fairly flat ground at the base just before the rise to Pan Point. We turned around there. Sorry for them. It's really not a stable pace right now.

Avalanche on Mount Rainier buries climber 09:05 AM PST on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 KING5.com Staff MOUNT RAINIER, Wash. - A rescue operation is under way after a climber was buried by an avalanche. Kevin Bacher of Mount Raininer National Park says two young men left for a day hike at Tuesday morning but turned back due to poor visibility and high winds. At about 1:30 p.m., while leading the way down, one of the men triggered an avalanche and was swept down the slope. "His friend searched for him for several hours and then came out at dusk last night and reported his friend missing," said Bacher. Six rangers from Mount Rainier National Park, four members from mountain rescue and two people with avalanche search dogs are headed to the area. "We'll be going out today with the reporting party to try to pinpoint more exactly where that happened," aid Bacher. Bacher said searchers will be proceeding with caution due to weather conditions. "There's a lot of snow at Paradise right at the moment and pretty good wind so conditions are ripe for further avalanches," he said. Bacher said the two climbers were not wearing an avalanche beacon.

Just shut up and give me the presents.

Heh - last year I was climbing with some Canadians, and one of them said "Why is it that whenever I go out with Americans, the conversation always gets around to bestiality?"

Does god watch me while I am choking my chicken?

Dude, that is SO HAWT!

dear, you need to get out to Enumclaw more often. Would you please stop beating that dead horse? Christan-necro-bestiality?

What about bolting?

On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country. To obey the scout law; to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically fit, mentally awake and morally straight. Tell me, what is so bad about this? An organization that will help lead boys become men. I don’t get your hatred of Boy Scouts? They won't let anyone join that claims to be an atheist. Hey, don't ask, don't tell.

On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country. To obey the scout law; to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically fit, mentally awake and morally straight. Tell me, what is so bad about this? An organization that will help lead boys become men. I don’t get your hatred of Boy Scouts? They won't let anyone join that claims to be an atheist.

Pics?

At about 3% of the population, I wouldn't feel too threatened. Pontif, when are going out to worship the powdery white god on the holy long shoes? Richard Dawkins says that there are probably more atheists than there are Jews in the world, but they tend to be so independent and such freethinkers that they don't tend to organize and form lobbying groups like religious groups as the Jews have. Just sayin'. great! maybe all of us atheist should get together, pick a really cool spot, and declare it our homeland. We just need a lobbying group. Someone to lean on the govenrnment for us. Show our numbers. $$$

At about 3% of the population, I wouldn't feel too threatened. Pontif, when are going out to worship the powdery white god on the holy long shoes? Richard Dawkins says that there are probably more atheists than there are Jews in the world, but they tend to be so independent and such freethinkers that they don't tend to organize and form lobbying groups like religious groups as the Jews have. Just sayin'.