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  1. Pearly Gates

    Capt. responds to 3 "snoring" greamlins with a tirade that indicates a need for a mood-stabilizing agent. Perhaps, if your anger management problem were less, shall we say, overt; people might approach you with a more open and loving attitude. Nice to see you back, Sir Cavey. Now calm the hell down.
  2. Pearly Gates

    quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Oh so allison wants to be big talker too hehee. Well allison I dont understand why you keep being hostile towards me or condescending. I can only say one thing. Fuck off. You asked for it. Besides are you even a climber?
  3. Rainier Partner

    Perhaps the guy meant that he DIDN'T want to do a difficult route, like Lib. Ridge , and would prefer an easier route.
  4. You call this jibberish SPRAY!

    However, if one can breath, with using one's mouth...That would be good for a date. Let's hear it for gills.
  5. You call this jibberish SPRAY!

    Some serious homophobia. Or is it pisciphobia?
  6. Climbing plans

    One climbing partner is whipped, and can rarely get out. Another is gripped and whipped, and can't stand exposure. The third is a bit afflicted by the bottle and tends to "call in 'sick'". I like mellow trad and sport climbing-O.K., I mean I'm a 5.7 trad and 5.8 sport leader, and I want to do a lot of Sun-Mon climbs, plus some time for Forbidden this year. Need takers...
  7. Ted Nugent / My sentiments exactly

    What I meant to say was-I HAVE read Schlossers excellent book, I have read Trask's and alpinek's less than excellent feedback, and it didn't make me want to be a vegan, as much as it made me want to be union. And Ted N. remains talentless, unless you call making noise without light talent. Try Springsteen, you nut suckers.
  8. Ted Nugent / My sentiments exactly

    It's good to know an animal you're about to kill with a high-powered rifle. I mean, a beast with limited intelligence, without a chance to fight back, might present the challenge to those "hard men" who have their manhood reinforced by their death. And think of the tasty burgers.
  9. Ted Nugent / My sentiments exactly

    And yet you fuck with everyone. Seems like you'd eventually pick someone you could 'wup. And Ted is, frankly, a dickless dude who needs weapons to kill animals an angry child wpuld kill with her bare hands. Are you Ted?
  10. Ted Nugent / My sentiments exactly

    AlpineK=Ted Nugent=Inevitable special education and male prostitution, as long as the ol' prostate holds out.... Hmmm.job. Gotcha in a stranglehold
  11. Drift Police/Civility Coaches

    I am so pissy angry 'cuz some pussy cut me off. Now I shall kill her with my handgun. I am an American. God bless america.
  12. What's that mountain?

    That's Mount Biffington.
  13. What's that mountain?

    Shit, I was worried. I thought some stud topped out on Stuart in early March.
  14. Sleeping pads for cold weather

    Foam, dude, foam.
  15. best of cc.com Muir on Saturday

    And if I'd been on the Mtn. that fateful Saturday, I woulda had to ask for a hit or two, myself.
  16. best of cc.com Muir on Saturday

    As long as idiots smoke inside of enclosed spaces, this thread shall never die. Or maybe it will. Smoke da kine and the evil weed, tobacco, outside, in your home, or in your car. I love you guys. You're all so sweet, kind and understanding of others.
  17. Question: moderators and spray

    My guess is that by far, this site is male-dominant. And I'd venture to guess that, due to the large number of icons inferring alcohol use, many of these men have substance abuse issues. And obviously, if you are an angry drunk, your ability to maintain a positive relationship with a life-partner is minimal. Not to mention the time spent angrily pecking away bilious posts that might otherwise be spent doing constructive things, like getting a life and a relationship with a real human being. These things considered, is it too much to ask that we at least keep the non-spray areas of the site relatively free from obnoxious, obscenity-laced tirades (i.e. rayb, above)? I don't want to be too P.C., but I'm with allison on this one. And I don't even know her. Here come the flames....
  18. Copper?

    I did it a couple of years ago. The trail to Wagonwheel is a bit of a grind. Summit is maybe 2hrs. from the lake. Cornices weren't too bad, but it was a lighter snow year. Probably more fun as an overnight, if you can pack light.
  19. Drift Police/Civility Coaches

    I support Jman on this one. I'd love to spend a few years in jail, dealing with the guilt of busting a cap in some guys ass for yelling at me.
  20. Are there rules here?

    And what did happen to C.C.? Did you kill him?
  21. The Bellingham Climbing Scene Sucks

    Evidence that one might be from Tacoma. Homeboy? I am pleased that you are happy there. Hanging in the crib wit yo posse, and all. Bully for you. Thrilled to hear it. Anyhooo, B-ham seems like a beautiful city, with nary a dead body in sight.
  22. Cushman Cliffs???

    There are 3 routes that go from the waterline of Lk Cushman on the left, semi-bolted, as the hangers are often stolen. They go 5.6, 5.7 and 5.8 from left to right. Usually tope-roped from the big Doug fir on top as anchor. There are two areas on the right side; 200' up the trail is a solid block of Basalt with a couple of routes bolted ~5.10. About 300' to the south a large buttress has several more routes. The best is on the far right- a well bolted overhang leads to a mantle- ends with 20' of friction. Easy left, about 5.11 straight up. 5.9 if you're 6'6" or taller.
  23. listen up

  24. The Bellingham Climbing Scene Sucks

    Oh, yeah. Tacoma rocks. Strip malls, homeless crack addicts and a crime rate that makes Detroit feel like Bismarck, ND. Have you lived anywhere else, eri┬ęk? Try Olympia, Spokane or, God forbid, Colville; then describe (snicker) Tacoma as heaven on earth. I gotta think that B'ham ought to have a climbing scene-shit the closest rock I have is Fossil, and calling that rock is giving rock a bad name. Kinda like Poison and Ratt did in the eighties, without the hair, and with more stones. At least you're close to Shuksan, Baker and Squamish.
  25. listen up

    A well thought-out response there, Trask.