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  1. you're just jealous because JLo has bubblebutt
  2. The son of Mars, Diomedes of fiery fame, ruled in the land beyond the Gate, and there he raised the horses and the mares of war, upon the marshes of his land. Wild were these horses and fierce the mares and all men trembled at their sound, for they ravaged up and down the land, wreaking great damage, killing all the sons of men who crossed their path, and breeding steadily most wild and evil horses. "Capture these mares, and stop these evil deeds," was the command which fell upon the ears of Hercules. "Go, rescue this far land and those who live upon it."
  3. Like I maintained earlier, we should shoot Erik and feed him to his goats.
  4. Thanks Muff...I figured you could get your lips around this subject.
  5. Question for you scholars. Who introduced the species 'Cameltoe' to North America? What year?
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    TRAGEDY IN SPAIN

    It's calamari week in Spain.
  7. Scores Killed, Hundreds Injured As Para-Military Extremists Riot - Could It Happen Again? BOSTON, April 20 - National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed on April 19th by elements of a paramilitary extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimated that 72 were killed and more than 20 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw. Speaking after the clash, Massachusetts Governor Thomas Gage declared that the extremist faction, which was made up of local citizens, has links to the radical right-wing tax protest movement. Gage blamed the extremists for recent incidents of vandalism directed against internal revenue offices. The governor, who described the group's organizers as "criminals," issued an executive order authorizing the summary arrest of any individual who has interfered with the government's efforts to secure law and order. The military raid on the extremist arsenal followed wide-spread refusal by the local citizenry to turn over recently outlawed assault weapons. Gage issued a ban on military-style assault weapons and ammunition earlier in the week. This decision followed a meeting in early April between government and military leaders at which the governor authorized the forcible confiscation of illegal arms. One government official, speaking on condition of anonymity, pointed out that "none of these people would have been killed had the extremists obeyed the law and turned their weapons over voluntarily." "Government troops initially succeeded in confiscating a large supply of outlawed weapons and ammunition. However, troops attempting to seize arms and ammunition in Lexington met with resistance from heavily-armed extremists who had been tipped off regarding the government's plans. During a tense standoff in Lexington's town park, National Guard Colonel Francis Smith, commander of the government operation, ordered the armed group to surrender and return to their homes. The impasse was broken by a single shot, which was reportedly fired by one of the right-wing extremists. Eight civilians were killed in the ensuing exchange. Ironically, the local citizenry blamed government forces rather than the extremists for the civilian deaths. Before order could be restored, armed citizens from surrounding areas had descended upon the guard units. Colonel Smith, finding his forces overmatched by the armed mob, ordered a retreat. Governor Gage has called upon citizens to support the state/national joint task force in its effort to restore law and order. The governor has also demanded the surrender of those responsible for planning and leading the attack against the government troops. Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and John Hancock , who have been identified as "ringleaders" of the extremist faction, remain at large.
  8. any movie by michael moore
  9. Most useless teachers are on strike. Fuck the kids, right? [Flame suit on]
  10. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. You guys have at it.
  11. Breaking a young horse doesn't have to involve physical abuse. I'm sure some handlers are abusive, but they're probably assholes in life too.
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    spling

    shell, why din'cha download that cool little ie-speller I sent? It's gravy!!!
  13. allthumbs

    Is He Dead?

    RobBob, how ya weathering the storm? Sounds like it's much gentler than expected. Class 2 rather than 5.
  14. Let me rephrase...most pros agree.
  15. For the best quality 35mm film is the way to go. The pros all agree.
  16. Erik was introduced to this country by his Mama. He is not natural upon the landscape. In fact Erik and his flock of beasts are the number one natural cause for destruction to public lands. Shoot him and his critters, and feed them to the homeless.
  17. True, the glass is always where it's at, both in cameras and binocs. Buy Zeiss and Leica.
  18. Funny post Beck, and right on I might add. I think I'll try to modify my smutfest language into more innuendo...for the mother's out there.
  19. Perfect addition for Erik's gaggle of beasts. hahaha
  20. Why should I be jealous? It just shows you're the biggest loser of us all. klenke, you lying fucker!!!! I'm the biggest loser around here and don't you forget it.
  21. i dunno i drove an xk8 last night. whoa! that was fu-uuun. trask if you promise not to engage in any inappropriate touching you can ride my filly after i start her next year. Sounds nice Minx. I'll be as perfect a gentleman as you'd like me to be. You weren't suggesting I'd inappropriately touch the filly were you?
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