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Oh I am sooo sorry CC.com has changed my entire life. I must now bow to the words of the CC.com internet. Of course I think it's garbage. Of course I sprayed on it. Of course I portrayed some of my true feelings in there too. Catturdeater has a unique way of posting subjects, reports, comments that inherently asks him to get turded on. Get a clue.. Hmm well Whatever. Ray is right. Catturd asks for it with his gumby questions. Jon, rough weekend, eh?

Oops, my bad. I thought it was a spray topic. Sounded like one.

I've found most climbers and hikers look like stooges. If I was a hot chick, I wouldn't scrog any of ya.

Hey, you chose to live in that shithole location. I say "tough shit, deal with it".

I knew this was coming - it's been flat around here for a couple of weeks now. What took ya so long Dru?

"Halliburton Executive Found Under Bush's Bed - President Claims No Knowledge" "I believe him", said Dick Cheney, former Halliburton CEO. "Back in 1990, all Republican officials were implanted with a module that controlled their actions completely, allowing us to take over the world. The President would have received his at this point. Putting a Halliburton control officer under each Republican's bed is older technology and the President would not have reasonably been expected to know that this person was there." The 72,000 Democratic candidates for President immediately sought to raise taxes in response, claiming that little old ladies and children should also have access to this technology and that Republicans are big meanies to keep it from them. -published by the Washington Times

g'nite b_j, may your nitemare push you over the edge, gimp

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. --Desperate _______________________________ Dear Desperate, Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: "C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3. --Tech Support

I hear so much about Erik and his bestiality sheep fetish. Is it really true? Does Erik now prefer sheep to the old T-town hookers he's been used to?

Two Polish hunters were out looking for pheasant when they came upon the local farmer's daughter, sitting naked on a fence, sunning herself. The first hunter asked, "Are you game?" She replied, "I sure am, Honey!" The second hunter shot her.

eat drink and be merry for exercise

mikeadam

I said chicas, catturd. Sheesh (you might consider watching some dr. phil)

My thoughts on eggplant - Take one eggplant, walk out on deck, throw as far into the water as possible. End of story. trask

Chicas enjoy rubbing the top of Uncle Tricky's head.

Perhaps some of this would improve Bob's demeanor.

bye lummox

Lummox, Shimano is fine - I've got a Bantam 1000 on my G. Loomis. My response was to your Penn comment. I misspelled Fin nor, excuse me all to hell. My description of how an outrigger works is far from technical, but I think most would get my drift. I can't comment much on spinning setups, as I don't care for them or use them. Around here I throw a buzz bomb, or troll with a Cannon downrigger. Yeah 60 is fast on the water, and a kidney belt would be a good idea in the ocean. My fishing boat tops out around 50 btw. I hope you don't get into a boating debate with me, as I've been in, around, insuring and selling them all my life. You crack ME up.

Bob, those are nice accomplishments. Looks like you Poles are the bomb when it comes to one-on-one with a rock. Pity you're all undergunned in the brainpower department though. "How many Pollocks does it take to........." Bwahahaha

I must agree. Tricky's stuff is, well...splendorous. the dr. is a pinko commie - no further comment

That Contender is the 36' Open. According to a dealer on the Gulf of Mexico, with 2 guys and a light load of fuel it'll run in the mid 60's, which is humping right along for a 36'er. As for the rods and reels, those boys in the picture are running outriggers (essentially long-ass downrigger arms). They drag a daisy chain at a minimum depth to stir up the water and provoke a strike from a Marlin, Sail, Tuna or whatever. At that point, the line releases from the outrigger and goes to the rod. Penn reels are world class...right up there with Finn Nor.

We still like him better than you b_j

Dru, say what you want but lately when the shit hits the fan and the U.S. needs help, Canada is conspicuously absent, much like their French brothers. What gives? Do you have anything but a wisecrack to answer this question?

Sphinx, you ain't a nice boy. Drop and give me twenty, bitch!!!