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I hear Utah babes are promiscuous - let's ask the Black Diamond guys.

winter, just trying to keep your ass outta jail. I know what you're implying in the post above, but the feds. don't, and if they read that, they wouldn't be amused. CYA dude.

reading that just made me gag slightly

Is oral sex really illegal in Utah? I maintain that adults should be able to engage in whatever consensual physical acts of love they desire, although homosexuality is gross shizmo. The following is quoted from Title 76, Chapter 5 of the Utah State Code: 76-5-403. Sodomy -- Forcible sodomy. A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant. A person commits forcible sodomy when the actor commits sodomy upon another without the other's consent. Sodomy is a class B misdemeanor. Forcible sodomy is a felony of the first degree. (as last amended by Chapter 88, Laws of Utah 1983) So, as you can see, the following consensual acts are illegal in Utah: Oral sex, either fellatio or cunnilingus. Anal intercourse Almost any form of sex between two people of the same gender If both parties consent to such an act, who is the victim? Where is the crime? For more information about the absurdity of victimless crimes, read Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do, by Peter McWilliams, available from Laissez Faire Books

TV cameras have captured the agonizing moment when a 350lb bull shark attacked a man convinced yoga would protect him from one of nature's most dangerous predators. The shark's razor-sharp teeth tore a chunk out of scientist Erich Ritter's leg as he stood in waters off a Bahamian beach that had been heavily baited with fish parts, it was revealed yesterday. He suffered massive blood loss before being attended by first aiders and flown to hospital in West Palm Beach, Florida for treatment in intensive care. The Discovery Channel will broadcast the incident on Sunday next week, claiming it as the first TV footage of a shark attack on a human being. story here Ouch

I can see banning homosexual sex, but the other shit is just wrong.

microsoft, boeing, hewlett packard, fluke, et al.

I agree too with Rob and Matt.

thank you catturdeat and sphinx (my two favorite morons). your kind words are greatly appreciated. oh btw catturdeat, i've noticed you post this a lot these days. what's up old buddy? iron poor blood loss from feltching?

Poor Bronco say:

idiot test

Well, sorta. I promised to stay in Spray, and I will. Also, in reading Sphinx's crap, I realized that I didn't want to be like him, so I might be a bit nicer.

thanks for all the kind support you guys and dolls...trask is back

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My SWAT buddy absolutely hates doing traffic and mundane police work. He lives for the dangerous shit and dangerous people. He says it makes his day when some dirtbag swings on him, because he can then wail the shit out of guy. He says it makes up for all the scum the courts let go.

I don't think unstable moderators should have banning powers. What's bugging you bro? Tell us, and maybe we can help you sort this shit out. Is it the little woman? One of your goats acting up? Male menopause? Enlighten us!!! Your buddy, trask

Dru hit the nail on the head

Sisu, wasn't the kinder, gentler approach Clinton's way? Look where that got us.

Aggressive male drivers are simply over-compensating for their short dicks and premature ejaculation problem. Ain't that right, ______.

Not all humans have the same value. Take me for instance; I'm much more valuable than you, Erik.

What's your point? We all pay taxes. I'm confused with your rebuttal.

...that philosophy being, "it's my way or the hyway"

I try to exercise a defensive driving style. I plan my moves ahead, and if confronted by an aggressive, offensive driver, I move out of the way and let him/her do their thing. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff.