allthumbs

puerile

hebetudinous

tough shit

Q. Why do women fake orgasms? A. Because they think men care.

erik has the most power he told me so

I don't know what to do. I think I have said all I can think of to say. I can't think of anything to complain about or anyone to bash that I haven't already done and this makes me feel strange. Its kinda like that webpage: "You have reached the end of the Internet. Please turn your computer off." Someone else is going to have to fill the slack till I can regain my sense of outrage about something. I wonder if there is anything on TV?

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A. Phone her.

one sentence please

venereal disease

so why don't you? why don't you get on your knees and suck my dick?

I think Beck bailed because you're all so mean and stuff.

they're all egocentric gasbags with personal agendas

got that right

you did a bad bad thang

you fuckers are in denial

stfu dru

really? why don't you shove a stick in your lil cake hole, light it, and prove your theory, gimp.

pp, they're in estrus

is this why you only date women over 45? the older gals I date have tits by Mattel

I could care less if she's stupid or has tits by Mattel; I'd fuck her in a heartbeat. Any of you guys that wouldn't should have your dicks surgically removed because you don't deserve to have one. Gimme a fuckin' break.

for women over 30: goat bags

bodacious tatas

Yup!!! she's a real dog alright