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  1. allthumbs

    Penis Trivia

    A human cadaver head cut off around vertebra C3, with no hair, weighs somewhere between 4.5 and 5 kg, constituting around 8% of the whole body mass.
  2. think he helps lil' old ladies across the street?
  3. allthumbs

    weengame!

    mine won't load (i have a T2), also comes up with an X lately I can't load flash player - anyone know why?
  4. allthumbs

    Marriage

    you're right next hint - between 20 -30 years old
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    Marriage

    nupe hint - younger than me
  6. allthumbs

    Marriage

    One of our members just pm'd me to announce that he/she was getting married. Guess which one?
  7. tough one to lose
  8. what are you, a high school kid? go tell her you like her ass and invite her over for cocktails and banter.
  9. Catturd is a buffoon - Why?
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    THE SEX THREAD!

    btw muffy, you shouldn't be at cc on company time. GET TO WORK
  11. He gave me inches one, I said, 'Honey! Yer not done!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inchest two and I said 'Honey, you're not through!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches three, I said 'Honey, give it to me!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches four and we rolled down to the floor' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches five, I said 'Honey, it's alive!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches six as we rolled among the sticks' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches seven, I said 'Honey, I'm in heaven!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches eight, I said 'Honey, don't be late!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches nine, I said 'Honey, you're so fine!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again! He gave me inches ten, I said 'Honey, let's do it again!'' Roll me over in the clover, do it again do it again!' Roll me over... in the clover... roll me over in the clover, do it again, do it again!
  12. allthumbs

    THE SEX THREAD!

    Ididn't whine to Jon... I whined to you well, you need a bare-butt spanking for your indiscretions and I'm volunteering to administer your punishment
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    THE SEX THREAD!

    it seems that jon favors the dramatic flourish. tru dat - when he's chastising me, he usually threatens to lick my bung hole, or clean the cheese from my dick. He brings up unpleasant images.
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    THE SEX THREAD!

    ms muffy baby goaded Jon into action. Seems I would remove it or die a terrible death. minx, the lil' devil tatoo on your left butt-cheek is perfect.
  15. last wkend. I blew a load in my gf's armpit...does that make me a pit-fucker?
  16. we want details: color texture smell distance come on, cough it up ........
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    THE SEX THREAD!

    what sex life you talkin bout, Ms IceQueen?
  18. ecock=buffoon
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    Phuckin Zits

  20. touché, douchebag
  21. Dru, appears you have a bit of a fetish with those butt pirates. I'll still talk to ya, but don't EVER touch me.
  22. I pop out your eye, pee in the socket and put out my cigar in your ear, cavesukka
  23. fuck me 'n you'd never go back to wimmin, choad
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    IF TRASK

    Yep, tits are pretty lewd, rude and unacceptable as eye candy...least with some folks it seems. That's okay by me, as I aim to be a good cc-citizen and not rock the porno boat. .... here's to ya OffWhite.... a man that don't like tits. btw - Jon politely asked me to remove the titty avatar. Out of respect to him, I did. The rest of you can suck my dick.
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