allthumbs

what? that you're a lunatic slut?

Because I don't wash my bunghole and I have bad hygiene and BO.

J_b tells me the one woman he screwed was a lard ass and stunk. why is that?

OOOooo, you said upchuck big meanie

eat me you beslubbering onion-eyed barnacle

yeah, I think mine is over $100 month

T2 cable rules

who's the dumbass that posted this mess?

go play on the freeway, shitstain

blind leading the blind

no shit, whata dumbass

see my post in the mountie pics thread whiner

Due to complaints of "you're hurting me with that monster" from my bitches, I'm having my penis reduced in size. I'm short on funds, so I'm hoping y'all will contribute a few bucks for the operation. Send your donations to: Trask 69 Licksalot Ave. Seattle, WA 98000 Thanks everybody

you have a fugly family kill yourselves now

I fucked her - not bad for a heifer.

why don't you both suck an exhaust pipe till you die

guys just wanna have fun

indeed minx never got any fine frat ass

thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. she really means, no soriety would pledge her - nerds not allowed

I'll bet your parents are though.

never i'd never recommend this fucked up site

I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked

eat rat poison

find a dead fucker necro, it'll be perfect

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off.