allthumbs

bet me get down with the slobber blues on my meat whistle and we'll talk

no I won't muffin and you can't make me neener neener

ROFLMAO

you have no car, whatcha gonna do, fool, wrap #3 around your pen-is?

if you're nice, you can put your dick in there

female 5' - 5'8", up to 130 lbs = 34C, possibly 36C but that's almost pushin it for symmetry. Thoughts?

wrong

hehehe I'll take 2 you've already had 3

do I know you?

no, everyone I talk to caught the story

anytime

sounds good - will I need my spurs?

ouch

fuck you

goddammit rob, you never said I couldn't talk about 'his' problem. Jon ...what's a groing?

twins

It's funnier than shit. PM RobBob for the details.

Will you do mine for me tonight, doll?

For the ladies - an evening with Trask

Don't know about that one, but this song by TDK's seems apropos for you, Dave..... Too Drunk To Fuck Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 beers And I started up a fight But now I'm jaded You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk To fuck I like your stories I like your gun Shooting out cop tires Sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room Wish you were dead You ball like the baby In Eraserhead Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck It's all I need right now Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck I'm sick soft gooey and cold Too drunk to fuck I'm about to drop My head's a mess The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer Put it in your purse Too drunk to fuck You're too drunk to fuck Too drunk To fuck It's all I need right now Oh baby I'm melting like an ice cream bar Oh baby And now I got diarrhea Too drunk to fuck Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Yeah Oooohhh...

thats the salton sea ya moron. got a better idea of the scope of the fires now? was it necessary to call her a moron? feel better about yourself now?

my motto = 'shit happens', deal with it

Ooops, looks like someone let the cat outta the bag. hehehe, nice catch...