allthumbs

I've noticed that a lot of the posters here are gay. I had no idea that mountain climbers were so 'special'. Carry on.

worked on you didn't it?

True, I'm not recommending that we don't participate in these political threads, just that certain tools have tunnel-vision.

I own this cannon and it's a gas. .10gauge blanks or loaded with shrapnel, depending on the occasion. Louder than fuck...believe me.

Just go as requested. In your interview, let it be known that you hate niggers, that you believe all ragheads should be nuked, and that you're busy with your current move to the Dividian Compound in Idaho. Believe me, you'll be outta there in 5 minutes.

fine, then I won't bother telling you what AlpineK and Iain have been saying about you

well, without some clowns, who we gonna bash?

no shit, but where can I get a new bite valve? my flow rate is too low

- Ballparks now let fans order food by cell phone. No more need to make that arduous hike to the concession stand or even to raise an arm to flag the peanut guy! - Campbell's Soup at Hand, packaged in insulated sipping cups. Who has the energy to keep hoisting a spoon? - Talking caller ID, now on many high-end phones. Pity the poor soul who has to look to see who's calling. - The remote control living room: lights, fireplace, fan, venetian blinds. Ugh! You still have to push all those buttons. - Pooper-scooper services: When doody calls (in Central New Jersey) clears your pooch's yard mines while you eat or watch TV, or both.

fuckin classic - best post all year

I heard you have a nice round mouth

kill all anti-american ragheads

Crazy Polish Bob for moderator

chat would be okay if maryloser would quit acting like the chat police

I like Catturd. He's a good guy and a good sport. He does drool though.

IN CASE Y'ALL HADN'T NOTICED When j_b tool and JayB or MtnGoat go at it in a thread, they will NOT hear or really acknowledge anyone else butting in. If you post a comment and it makes you feel better, fine, but as you've seen, the tools just keep hammering away at each other with their blinders on.

Erik pontificates yet again...... Yes he does!!! He's the goddamn Soup Nazi I tell ya!!! NO SOUP FOR ERIK!!!!!

lead, or get the hell outta da way

he'd never do that 'cause this is a troll - a poor one, but one nevertheless.

Insist the j_b become a man and say the "F" word.

and just why not, mr shitforbrains?

I've got nine lives.

rob & bob