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  1. You be hung like large fucking horse then, you lucky bastard.
  2. No, I'm Donna Top Step, you pus penis.
  3. Caveman/RURP/StinkyShlong/Whatever, likes very much to stick his dick in wee hole in slipery elm log. KY Rulz!
  4. well-would da fook is he noidy one?
  5. allthumbs

    Techno

    Fuck it all anyway...if whiskey were a woman, I'd be married for sure. Caveman- If ya can't feel it, it ain't there.
  6. what about that dude on pilchuck last year? solo death.
  7. Yeah, I'm pretty hooked on this shit. I'm learning so much important shit on spray. You know, how to moon and say shitz and blow me and all that intellectual crapola. Somebody tell me all of Poop's avatars...just curious. Really, it'd be fun to see who everybody is. Course that'll never happen wit U bums.
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    Techno

    what the hell is techno anyway. is that like yanni or van gellas or some shitz like dat?
  9. Caveman- "This is one of your avatars calling; eat me"
  10. Carolyn-- Stop! Don't do anything until you try on a pair of Scarpa Alpha's. They're tit. Built on a leather last, they're plastic but perform and flex like leather. Very agile. Check em' out. Spendy, but like they say...how expensive is regret.
  11. I have three including the air tech, but now use the new Black Diamond Raven exclusively. Really light, trick head design, high tech. and only $70.00. It's an awesome axe. Check it out before you buy at BD.com
  12. Dan Larson, you're my new hero. Eat this sukka
  13. well what about me numbnuts? i wanna go.
  14. ____________________________________
  15. I've spent the night up there many times. Shapely vixins from Lake Stevens area come up there to be fondled and have trask whisper sweet nothings in their ear.
  16. Watch yur ass around Caveman. He's been lookin' stink face lately.
  17. [ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: trask ]
  18. quote: Originally posted by MysticNacho: First of all, EDDIE, its spelled "duct." Duck taping is a whole different issue. Second of all, you can kiss my deriere! Third, you can kiss my hamster's deriere! And last but not least, no one, I repeat NO ONE, is faster at duct taping hamsters than I, so why bother teaching?! -MysticNacho ugh, I even gag myself... __________________________ What's all this talk of duct tape? All I can say is never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
  19. That's quite true RURP. And another thing boys: When decanting the wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
  20. You guys are soooooo lame. Remember now, when sending your girl down the road with a gas can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
  21. quote: Originally posted by Rev D. Wayne Love: I see we are all hiding behind the anonymity of our fake names well bruthas, I couldn't read a post about big wall, sweaty man love without preachin' y'all some of my gospel. You see brutha's, corn-holin' yo' partner is no different than stealin' bolt hangers. You may say it's all in tha name of love- but no matt'a what, somebody's gettin' sodomized...So I'd like to offer you pentence- kneel down befo' this here Reverend and ask forgiveness... tha's right...open wider...perfect...now don't spit...savor the holiness. _____________________________________________I was thinking more along the lines of you getting down and playing the slobber-blues on my meat-whistle.
  22. allthumbs

    Techno

    I'm tired of you, Where's all da white women at?
  23. allthumbs

    Techno

    caveman's plumber's butt full working poster model.
  24. allthumbs

    Techno

    Not gettin no stink face from you caveman Lookin elsewheres in lk. stevens brothel area
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