RURP, not only are you a fucking idiot and truly off the "big" wall, but it seems you're so bizarre that nobody can take you serious. Don't be dissin' boats. Take your vitamins bubba, see a shrink, and come back when you reach puberty. I live on the water, have a kayak, canoe, fishing/ski boat, and still have enuf balls to hump my sorry ass up the hill now and then. I've had more close calls in a kayak than I've ever had on the mountain.