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My power went out in the last wind storm. I was horny, wanted to spank my monkey, and needed light to see my latest issue of Hustler. Thank you Tikka! Life is good....

you suck Larson...

quote: Originally posted by icegirl: freshies... freshiez... stated definition aside; Sounds a little too much like Freshette's to me... (you know, those things that allow girls to write their names in the snow....) ...ooooh! can I watch? Can I, can I, huh?

Dan Larson is a suck-ass butt pirate . You obviously spank your monkey far too much Larson, cause you're blind to the obvious. You suck...you always will suck. So suck this butt-muncher

quote: Originally posted by Richard Pumpington: Douche', Trask, douche'! You must be a knuckle-dragging,half-wit,inbred,derelictthen, judging by your response. [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Richard Pumpington ] ...carefull Short Dick, you're causing a stir in me loins!

quote: Originally posted by Richard Pumpington: The term "freshies" or "freshiez", is for 13 year old,snowboarding,homosexual choir boys! Maybe so short Dick...kinda like the pot callin' the kettle black...nuff said

This is the fatty I'd like to hurl off the big wall...

quote: Originally posted by Dennis the Menace: For alpine and ice climbing, are bibs really worth it? I keep going back and forth on whether to buy a pair. Should I just stick with my goretex and softshell pants? Long time listener, first time poster. Bibs will probably only be needed if you're a slob and spill your GU. ...now go spank the monkey [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

Sorry, I was busy spankin' the monkey. I'm done now...just cleanin' up.

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: Greg m , tell me that is not really your picture on the bio.You look like one of those pussy No go 's or reserves that undid the blank adapter to make it look like the government would actually trust him with a weapon. Dan larson sucks ( you don't know him , but he sucks you are one original pussy.Starch those fatigues you miserable LEG. Also polish the entire boot ...pussy wanna be legs have always made me sick....look ma I am a Army Man. Worse yet don't even say ROTC. Rag Bag get stract troop [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Dan Larson ] [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Dan Larson ] Shut the hell up Larson... you suck! And don't be tryin' to get in tight with the butt pirate bros either... you're too loose, Stool. Eat this Larson you know you want it... [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: First of all thanks to Mike the original Spray Meister! He helped provide me with endless hours of entertainment Yeah, now who's gonna uphold the tradition?

quote: Originally posted by LUCKY: Ok I still got to know the word avatar this is the first place I have seen it used. Is this a cc sprayboard thing or have I been in the dark and is it common knowledge to use it as reference to an alias board name? Go back to sleep Lucky.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Trask was buttraped by a large inmate Yeah, so what's your point Cavey? I didn't hear you complaining in the parking lot at Mugs and Jugs.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Thanks for that Trask but I already knew what part of you they were using. Just tryin' to keep ya three ABREAST of the situation Dru. [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

It never ceases to amaze me what material gets censored here. We can spew like loggers with the foulest mouths around. We can talk of body liquids, male butt love and other pleasantries, but post a goofy picture of a chainsaw-woodcarving of a penis and it's censored poste haste. Go figure? I'm confused. [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Man, 4 guys using you, that must be such a flashback to your prison days!

quote: Originally posted by Bronco: How about getting a local logger to do a chainsaw sculpture carving seminar? That would be great. [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ] [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: erik ]

quote: Originally posted by jblakley: My dad can beat up your dad..so wa wa watch it there bu buddy!

quote: Originally posted by daisy: Mr Cling this attitude is the reason you will be single till the day you die. Guys like you are the main reason porn sells so well. Daisy, I've read your posts and I can't stand it anymore. I want your mojo. You're so hot and I'm so willin'...I just can't stand it any longer. Lets get sumpin' straight between us okay? [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

There's currently four guys using the "trask" avatar. I don't know who I am anymore. [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

I'm thinking maybe Sexual Chocolate might like to take RuPaul up the big wall.

Ya got that right Rodchester.

quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: Like just last night when I'm watching this flick with Elizabeth Hurley in it and I'm sitting there with a full on fatty. I'm thinking "Man, it would be nice to have something warm and moist to empty my nuts into right now". -Heinous__________________________Have you thought about a fleshlight, Uncle Pervie? Or how about that slab of Flank Steak you been saving for dinner? Little marinade? Sick bastard [ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: like the milkman shows up every time he leaves for the weekend _________ I knew I could count on one of you sensitive types to un-sugercoat it.