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...yeah, right.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed. ...this bit-o-wit from a sporty who's avatar looks like "what??"

quote: Originally posted by iain: nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes? watchit flamer, or Greg'll squeeze yur nutz and have ya turn yur head and cough. [ 08-16-2002, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

that's funny shit dawg

that's bullshit, you liar, you're outta control goddamn wanker

... anything to amuse your sorry ass

You guys should hear his latest idea...it's a doos

What do an investment banker who defecates on a service cart and then wipes himself with a linen napkin in front of a handful of shocked first class passengers, several Frenchmen who go berserk over what they call an inferior inflight meal, and the occasional fellow who performs a striptease in the aisle have in common? Alcohol and a captive audience.

I dunno, flash, that's cool but I like mine better.

Larson really likes this

yup, it's unfortunate you can only read the whole name when Mr. Happy's at attention.

yes, Sheba and Conette with handle the gate. Remember last time when those unruly mounties and mazamas showed up? [ 08-16-2002, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Ah come on and admit it, you guys had fun. Those are just battle scars and love bites. Besides, what's a few crabs among friends? [ 08-16-2002, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Or call their 800 number and bitch. hmmmm, now why didn't I think of that?

There will be a slide show at 7:00 Friday evening at the Chandler’s Hooters featuring Trask, with his most recent exploits at various strip bars, concerts, county jails and even some tomfoolery in the wilds of the Cascades. Come early, come all … brownies and punch, free! Hope to see you there. trask

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: Trask your reply to DS was totaly weak.Come on you can do better than that shut the fuck up loser. you're starting to piss me off. [ 08-16-2002, 08:09 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Barbershop rocks!!!

sup?

Sorry to disappoint you boys but I can assure you I'm All-American Prime #1 Grade A Beef. You might say I'm just a hunka hunka burning love. The Fillys call me Mr. Chesterfield, because I'm always smokin' and I definitely satisfy. You'll have to find another victim, because you're barking up the wrong tree with me. Now drop and give me twenty!! [ 08-15-2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Can't......stop.......laughing!!!! Way funnier than any thing trask has posted. TOTALY AWSOME!!!!! Hope the little guy enjoyed it. dave, as we can see in this picture of you you are an idiot and a gumby. yes, that's a righteous picture with da kind bud. does it make a person fall apart laughing? no, unless that person is a fucking MORON like you. hahaha [ 08-15-2002, 08:18 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by fleblebleb: Hehe, that's pretty funny, I thought Trask was male. Live and learn, eh? Moron ... I squeeze a coil on you from above.

quote: Originally posted by Geek the Greek: The horror...the horror... Nah, I got it figured out now... you'd best chill on the bare-booda, wank

Abba-Zabba

Why the hell would some wanker want to carry a bigassed unwieldy kotex pad into the wilderness? Why not just climb the shit with ropes and such? This bouldering sounds a little precious. Just curious.

quote: Originally posted by dyno merchant: