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Yeah, good. Now let's see if you can pull yur ass away from da computer.

That's the biggest crock of shit I've heard all day.

I say quit fighting forest fires. Let nature have it's way. And quit trying to save every fucking plant and animal and bird and tree and shit. Remember...it's not nice to screw with Mother Nature.

Oh, I just realized I got it again. E-ha

Screw it, somebody else can have page top.

Dru's a putz

down with Whitey

hehehe

HA

That blows Dwayner, take some of these vitamins. [ 08-22-2002, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Trask dropped his cell phone up there the previous day while making an emergency phone sex call from a forced bivy. That was just his entourage coming back to find it for him. Real funny numb nuts. ...condolences to family and friends. [ 08-22-2002, 06:49 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Sounds like I'm the only one that gets paid for posting at cc.com. Erik, see me for details.

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: quote:Originally posted by trask: Geez Bone, you've got a real way with words. Is there anyone around here you haven't insulted, mocked or pissed off? ummm I don't know, is there? I don't thik erik minds whenI flip him shit, you on the oherhand...are soooo sensitive yeah, yeah, always tryin' to get in touch with my feminine side and all

Geez Bone, you've got a real way with words. Is there anyone around here you haven't insulted, mocked or pissed off?

[ 08-22-2002, 11:14 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Yukity, yukity, yuk (That was pretty damn witty, DFA ) -- now drop and give me thirty. [ 08-22-2002, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Wow!!! This tired old thread is still going.

so what's the alternative to dissin' and sprayin' ?? actual work ... i don't think so

that's right. Check out what this dude has to say about electricity. (copied from another bbs.) "electricity. I have the M.H Solitude tent. Pretty small. I guess conditions were very dry. There was so much static electricity that when I would move around at night I would see sparks, or if my fingernails scratched the bad or side of the tent, more sparks, very large ones. anyone ever had that. Really very strange, not only sparks but also a loud sound of dis charge. It was so bad you could almost start a fire. In 15 years or so of backpacking I've never had that happen. Spark trails from all fingers if I rubbed the bag or tent. No drink or drugs at all. "

remember not to spelunk in an electrical storm.

A guide is leading a client up a challenging first ascent. Every time the guide gets to a particularly dangerous section, he stops and puts on the same red shirt. The guide climbs pitch after difficult pitch, beautifully. As they near the top, the client finally asks about the red shirt. "If I had fallen," says the wise and courageous guide, " this shirt would disguise the blood, and you would not be frightened and loose heart." "Amazing," thought the client, marveling at this forethought. The next day, as they neared the summit, a section more difficult than any before loomed above them. The guide started up, then downclimbed and started rummaging in his pack. "What are you looking for?," asked the client. "My brown pants."

quote: Originally posted by MtnGoat: dammit, what am I doing wrong? Could some kind soul frame this one up to load as an image? I know you'll appreciate it! it was posted last week by someone. Here's how to do it though..

PP needs to get out and party. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear's wife ever get pregnant? Every time she gets hot, he throws dirt on her and smacks her with a shovel.