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quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: There, there, little fella. Those crusty mountain bastards rag on sport climbers, too. Terrible, no? Just politely inform them that they can get fucked, and continue on your way. you're a rather foul mouthed bastard aren't you?

what is a boulderer? is that like a wanker or something?

don't be a putz; pm me

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: quote:Originally posted by Dru: Tuvan throat singing. "OOOHHHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUAAAHHHHHH HHMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHM MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGg" hey flash, PM me, I got something for you and you don't take PM's

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before.

Little GregW comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!" "What do you mean, Greg? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says GregW. "It's salty."

One day at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son is choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's balls and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?" "No," replied the man, "I work for the IRS."

ya, greg's not used to the female persuasion.

Someone should hook a fucking wind generator up to your mouth, they could power half of Washington.

quote: Originally posted by trask: been awhile, eh Gomer?

& This was a fuckup. Hey Jon and Timmy. Can't you offer a delete post option like other websites? That way when we double post or fuck up (like richard noggin) we can just delete the post. [ 08-15-2002, 11:10 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Erik, I couldn't comment on the your rock question, but if metal bolts get super-heated they'll lose their temper and be weak and brittle. [ 08-15-2002, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

I make my own mayonnaise.

heh animal, how's dem blackfeet women?

fuck you all very much

ya, been eatin' those since a pup...but i put dill pickles on em' too

quote: Originally posted by krazy 1:

Congratulations, now hold out your hand for the prize.

quote: Originally posted by krazy 1: ok i get all of those. but if horsecock is summer sausage and the like, what are pep sticks and little smokies? Sunday morning football munchies.

I couldn't post without a letter or number. You may purchase any of "the old blister's" at a very reduced price.

This from the idiot that says he doesn't search the archives… ROFL. Well done bumpwhore. Now go log on as ShoveIt or one of your other avatars and give yourself a pat on the back so you'll feel better about being such a loser.

I dunno, DFA sounds like a loud-mouthed, "my-shit-doesn't-stink" arrogant braggart with a menial job in the social services, an ex-wife he can’t keep satisfied, and an unhealthy obsession for phallic symbols, lame flames, plastic fantastic & American crapboxes...what do you think?