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quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by trask: Lately I've noticed my purple helmet needs polishing. purple is cool. I agree; would you care to polish it over a nice glass of Cab.?

Oooooh

Lately I've noticed my purple helmet needs polishing.

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: Come on Trask that Dude looks like a lady

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: this is no shit... when i worked in yosemite, rednecks and other interesting folks would walk around the Cherry Lake forest service lands (nw of yose) with 12 guage shot guns and kill snaffles. I believe the limit was 5 snaffles per person, per day. These guys would drive in their trucks till they found an area with large snaffle infestation and go to town. One of them even had a hat made of snaffle pelts, very cool we used to shoot snaffles in the open county dumps...had to compete with the black bears at certain locations. [ 08-21-2002, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

If even $1.00 of my money went to that goddamned whale, I'd be pissed. We should have given the money to the "needy" in the state.

Steve Tyler lives and rules thru HIS music

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quote: Originally posted by sk: I would still throw my thong be sure to wax

blow me, schuldt

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: Come on trask, I already heard that one I know...but it so "aptly" answers SK's question, I had to use it.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by sayjay: i fear dru showing up at a seattle pub club and making me laugh so hard that i spew beer out my nose. you are gonna have to wait till fall ropeup or whatever. pick me up on the way down...i'll attend with ya.

Don't be lame. Dru is not a real person.

Mount Rainiers wildflower meadows are found at elevations between 4,000 and 6,500 feet above sea level throughout the park.

I Fear MikeAdam Cpt.Caveman Retrosaures Charlie ...not necessarily in that order-

quote: Originally posted by sk: I was under the impression yard work was man work... like Bar-B-Qing Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass".

Sounds like the dude needs a damn llama, not another climber. Good luck finding anybody with an 'tude like that.

Hey Dru, and you're always denying the multiple avatar gig. Bwa ha ha Stir it up trask

I just read somewhere that men lose 1/2" of penis length for each 15 lbs. of fat they put on over their "ideal" weight. Just thought y'all would like to know.

That's right, and you guys should be ashamed for being so insensitive to a young woman's needs and innermost secrets. Take notes from Trask...he knows the language of Love.

Huh??

Some of you guys really need a woman. Get Sum!

Not really climbing related, but some of these recipes might work for a Climber’s Shindig Get-together Keg Party Gig -- Chicken Al La Lesbo Serves 69 Ingredients: leftover spaghetti any sauce chicken soup and any chicken scraps collected in the butcher shop a lot of spoiled milk and puddings and any vegetables like peas which you can find Cook it for a while until it's good and pasty. Serve in a well ventilated room Cell Block Salad Serves Cell Block 28 Ingredients: Hundred pounds of hacked, but unwashed cucumbers hundred fifty pounds of sliced but unwashed onions and some tomato juice if available Shovel in a lot of salt and potato peelings Serve before the end of the month Fur Burger Serves 4 Ingredients: 1 Puerto Rican cellmate's underwear 3/4 cup of prison issued toothpaste 1/2 cup spent cooking oil Tip: Serve with orange zest instead of catsup for a fruity and refreshing tea Boiled Mop Broth Serves Everyone fill big cooking kettles with water Toss in all the dirty mop heads Boil them for a few minutes or until the mop heads don't stink so much Garnish with parsley or chive Bean Supreme Serves Solitary Confinement eighty of the big cans of kidney beans (Damaged cans are available cheap) With a large spoon slop the beans onto the inmates' trays Serve directly from the can Cooking and warming are not necessary Serve with a splash and a smile! Ass Mousse pound Crisco 200 sweet & low packs crumbled coffee beans 1 can Eagle Brand milk shit (no corn) Chill on window ledge, serve to any prisoner who tries to make you their "bitch" [ 08-20-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I wear my purple helmet at all times.