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quote: Originally posted by Thinker: you certainly don't need op. thumbs to use a firearem. consider the time honored technique of commiting suicide by pulling the trigger with your big toe. guess that could be difficult with webbed feet, though.... dude, i find your avatar picture quite disturbing. please warn me before posting again. thanks, trask
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I don't understand any of that gangsta rap shit. Wayne Newton, baby!!!
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quote: Originally posted by payaso: The best place to get a job in Bellingham is anywhere outside of Bellingham. There you need a Master's degree to schlep cream cheese on a bagel at the Bagelry. You really have to create a niche for yourself in that town. Don't get me wrong, I really love it there. The best job to have as a climber up there would be selling marijuana. That's all anyone up there does anyway. You could get paid to hike across the border in N. Cascades, hit the Picketts, and then pop out at Mt Baker cuz the Border Patrol is always looking for people with big packs up at Ross Lake.
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jon Bunghole Bandit Member # 29
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Dwayner has gone off the deep end. It's getting worse weekly.
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It worked but it's so dark it's hard to make out.
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quote: Originally posted by Scottish wanker: quote:Originally posted by trask: Well, you're the pussy that came in here talkin' shit about cc.comers, and what a big schlong you had under that cute little kilt. Go easy on that cloven hoof now, ya hear?! bwahahaha Trask, climbing with a kilt has many advantages. I submitted the following to Twight but for some reason it was not included in his opus grande. I suspect it will be in the second edition. viz. 1. Climbing with a kilt virtually reduces the condensation problem and reduces fluid loss caused by excessive sweating due to the cooling affect of the wind rattling around your jewels.Thus it is ideal for the fast and light concept. 2. Self Arrest. In a fall on neve, the kilt is swept upwards by the friction on the snow, revealing the one-eyed milk man ( as we call HIM in scotland) which, if properly aroused forms another self arresting device in addition to your trusty ice-axe. 3.Urination: No need for pit zips, patagonia super fly system etc. If you need to go, let gravity do it's work. With Gore-tex gaiters, the time saved can be considerable on a single-push effort in the Alaska range. 4.Gear racking; On big-wall climbs the second when immediately below the leader has a very convenient, shall we say groove to reach up and temporarily inset gear when making those crucial switch overs when speed climbing on the Nose. 5. Aid: the old timers called it combined tactics when they climbed onto the others shoulders to reach a sloper. With kilt climbing the second ,when below the leader can hand jam to reach that crucial hold that will allow a clean aid ascent. The crack is 5.10 thin hands only please and wipes are needed in the haul bag. I hope this educates you to some of the new wave thinking we Scots are bringing to the game.
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chinaman's peak (10d, 22p - ALL sport)
allthumbs replied to thelawgoddess's topic in Climbing Partners
Cavey, I think you have one thing on the brain. -
A woman police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replied, "Tits."
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quote: Originally posted by Dru: trask can hand out horsecock samples at the swapmeat. i will volunteer to be in charge of the kegs. that's cool...and the ladies are encouraged to sample trask's horsecock.
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DFA, that's much like the reasoning behind being a member in good standing of the NRA. They are the ONLY real lobby protecting our right to keep and bear arms. I have friends that push Ducks Unlimited and yet are not NRA members...what's up with that? If one is a climber, one should be a member of the AF.
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I was just flippin' you shit, Gomer. I think I'll go eat a burger and chill with a cold one. Fuck you very much for the suggestion.
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?? [ 08-28-2002, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Did you not listen to what the Doctor just said?! Pay attention, you hyperactive, inbred jizzbag! You know Dr. Dickless, that was just fucking mean spirited. I can't believe you called me inbred. I now wonder why I ever assumed you were basically a nice person. Go fuck your fleshlite you cum guzzling homo.
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quote: Originally posted by Off White: Trask, you are the man! And you now have your own special title too! yeah, if that ain't a dubious achievement, i don't know what is
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quote: Originally posted by slothrop: Part Deux of the Wrinkly Fat Rockin' Duo: Jeeze, those guys sure didn't age well now did they? Shit I'm 50 and look like I just got out of reform, er I mean high school. It sux to be English.
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dork=dfua [ 08-28-2002, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
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Nope, the next pilgrim that starts that tired old thread topic again gets staked to the desert naked, body slathered with honey, and a big old bag of ants dumped on him. A snafflehound will also be tied to his nutsack.
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It ain't me, it's a couple bellevue dudes.