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layton, you must a genius. anything you don't know?

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their parents do for a living. The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman and my mommy sells Tupperware." The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my daddy is a doctor and my mommy is a lawyer." The next kid says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men and my mommy is a hooker." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar and that his Mom is a hooker? Jimmy blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my Mom is an accountant for Enron and Dad is an auditor for Arthur Andersen, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

quote: Originally posted by ILuvAliens: sweet, where dat? beats me; i copped it from summitpost.com

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: quote:Originally posted by trask: DFUnamazing...go chug some cock, wankeryanker Is that at Red Rocks, you coprophagic neanderthal pansy? You've gone and got it wrong, once AGAIN. It's "coprophagist", meathead. Geeze, do I have to do everything?

DFUnamazing...go chug some cock, wankeryanker [ 08-23-2002, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I'll comment as soon as I come down.

WOW !!! Way to go REI

Investigation launched in controversial Canadian inmate BBQ Last Updated Fri, 23 Aug 2002 11:51:04 SASKATOON - An investigation is under way into the conduct of inmates and staff at a federal correctional center in Saskatoon after photos were published showing inmates feasting on steaks, climbing trees and playing naked in a hot tub. The prison houses dangerous inmates who are undergoing psychiatric treatment or assessment. In a pre-emptive move, the prison's acting director released a series of photos from a barbecue held earlier this summer. One photo shows prisoners feasting on filet mignon, another shows several people climbing a tree and grinning into the camera, while a third shows an inmate standing naked in a makeshift hot tub. Acting psychiatric center director Glenn Beatty says these men have committed violent offenses and are supposed to be in treatment for aggressive behavior. "Obviously, in terms of the appropriateness, it wasn't good. In terms of having mentally ill offenders swimming in water, or falling into water, they could have been injured or killed. So the fountains were never used for that purpose. They were never supposed to have water in them," he said. Beatty believes the photos were taken by a prisoner, but says it was a staff member who developed them and kept them afterwards. He says he didn't even know about the incident until a reporter called. Beatty says he wanted to talk about the photos before they were published. "These activities are offensive to victims and their families. And clearly that's not what we try to do in the Correctional Service of Canada." Beatty says unit managers consented to the barbecue, but don't appear to have stayed to supervise it. He says no one will be disciplined until there's an investigation into the supervisors' and the inmates' behavior. Written by CBC News Online [ 08-23-2002, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: don't you know that the best sex happens between two people who love each other? Sure I do. I could love you at least all night.

Cougar accountants -- OMFG

Trask could take you to great heights- but a current photo, clean bill-a-health, purple ribbed condoms and references would be required. ...like I said, only the strong need apply.

quote: Originally posted by erik: DAVE, i do not climb on artifical things...that would be like having sex with a blow up doll..... RIGHT ON BRAH

trask doesn't do ugly women only hotties need apply prepare to be boarded!!

Nope, you've got me pegged all wrong. I'm cleaning up my act, and staying away from this shitty thread.

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: lucky for him, i don't choose my partners based on looks! Standard answer for ugly women

No shit, true story. The person I was with said she saw it go in, and I can tell you for a fact it didn't come back out. I fuckin' near choked. It was one of those little yellow bastards, not a big bumble bee. I've also eaten a slug or two in my time...have you?

I managed to swallow a bee once while yawning.

Beck, I'm with you brother. Although I have absolutely nothing against the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, or their ilk, I find myself hunting down Made In USA products more and more. It just makes sense to support our own. Hey, how's Teddy doin'?

quote: Originally posted by erik: i know i know i know this is going to sound petty.....but um can we like spell my name right....i mean it is like right there correctly spelt next to every post..... thanks for caring!! i only say this outta respect for my elders in which i carry the namesake many generations..... back the hate!!! Derik, we'll all do our best.

Trask Rules [ 08-22-2002, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I think you hit it on the head. Lots of folks just don't care anymore. I know I don't.

"but, but Aunt Em, I really did talk to the Madd Hatter"

Yup, and a few years later into the marriage she'll be singin' this little ditty.