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Mount Rainiers wildflower meadows are found at elevations between 4,000 and 6,500 feet above sea level throughout the park.

I Fear MikeAdam Cpt.Caveman Retrosaures Charlie ...not necessarily in that order-

quote: Originally posted by sk: I was under the impression yard work was man work... like Bar-B-Qing Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girlfriend mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass".

Sounds like the dude needs a damn llama, not another climber. Good luck finding anybody with an 'tude like that.

Hey Dru, and you're always denying the multiple avatar gig. Bwa ha ha Stir it up trask

I just read somewhere that men lose 1/2" of penis length for each 15 lbs. of fat they put on over their "ideal" weight. Just thought y'all would like to know.

That's right, and you guys should be ashamed for being so insensitive to a young woman's needs and innermost secrets. Take notes from Trask...he knows the language of Love.

Huh??

Some of you guys really need a woman. Get Sum!

Not really climbing related, but some of these recipes might work for a Climber’s Shindig Get-together Keg Party Gig -- Chicken Al La Lesbo Serves 69 Ingredients: leftover spaghetti any sauce chicken soup and any chicken scraps collected in the butcher shop a lot of spoiled milk and puddings and any vegetables like peas which you can find Cook it for a while until it's good and pasty. Serve in a well ventilated room Cell Block Salad Serves Cell Block 28 Ingredients: Hundred pounds of hacked, but unwashed cucumbers hundred fifty pounds of sliced but unwashed onions and some tomato juice if available Shovel in a lot of salt and potato peelings Serve before the end of the month Fur Burger Serves 4 Ingredients: 1 Puerto Rican cellmate's underwear 3/4 cup of prison issued toothpaste 1/2 cup spent cooking oil Tip: Serve with orange zest instead of catsup for a fruity and refreshing tea Boiled Mop Broth Serves Everyone fill big cooking kettles with water Toss in all the dirty mop heads Boil them for a few minutes or until the mop heads don't stink so much Garnish with parsley or chive Bean Supreme Serves Solitary Confinement eighty of the big cans of kidney beans (Damaged cans are available cheap) With a large spoon slop the beans onto the inmates' trays Serve directly from the can Cooking and warming are not necessary Serve with a splash and a smile! Ass Mousse pound Crisco 200 sweet & low packs crumbled coffee beans 1 can Eagle Brand milk shit (no corn) Chill on window ledge, serve to any prisoner who tries to make you their "bitch" [ 08-20-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I wear my purple helmet at all times.

One year a family of crows built a nest and had babies in a cedar tree right outside my bedroom window. The little fuckers would start crying for food about 5:00AM. Shit, they'd wake me up every morning. I finally got pissed, and blew the little bastards away with my .12 gauge. Been sleeping soundly ever since.

Don't tell Soct'teryx

A little off the beaten path of Rainier, but I stumbled across this mysterious flower the other day while taking a walk in the woods. What the hell is it?

Now that statement is pure unadulterated BULLSHIT. I haven't had a woman around my house for 5 years now. When I want it, I go get it. It's been fookin' bliss! No chatter, no prattle, no "honey-do" lists. Hooker's Rule

she'd have to jockey into position for that

You'll make JK a good husband.

ah, you'd have to debrief Lambone on that subject

but epic

rummy

quote: Originally posted by sk: it's the dandylions that are taking over... of course I guess I could consider them camoflouge if I made better use of my garden area A Concept !!

go bolt the rock at the RIE flagship store

I've been a member for years... Ladies, see Trask for membership details.

quote: Originally posted by fleblebleb: The Hilleberg tent catalog has this funny blurb about how zippers always fail sooner or later and that you should carry a spare zipper so you can do field repairs ...in that case, be sure to carry one of these