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I figured you would be looking at my schlong.

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: desperate for reliable climbing partners who can crank; not for dates - thank you. snicker, snicker

quote: Originally posted by kashmir: the law goddess is really desperate. most likly to mount her= trask only if I can drive her BMW

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: geez, trask. not all of us choose who to date based on penis/boob size. i don't think i'd want to date ANYbody on this board! Hmmm, I heard you already have.

quote: Originally posted by erik: most likely to mount trask=jon bwahahaha, I think Jon likes me Saddle Up!! hahahaha

Least Likely To Score = Jon

Most Satisfactory Penis = Trask

Trask: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Dru: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

That's it?? A slam on our content?? We all piss on you from great height!!

Hmmmm, an Urban Legend I think .... but a good un'

An unnamed Seattle lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients. The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer's name. One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, ... "That's the first time I've ever had a lawyer buy the balls.”

Where's that picture of the dudes hauling a keg up the rockpile.

it's a socioeconomic thing [ 09-04-2002, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

I think you spent too much time in the Delta. Sound thinking though.

I'm going to open my own climber's shop, and hire Caveman as bouncer. Any wanker that gives me or my staff shit, will be dealt with by Mr. C

"Birds of a feather" eh Cavey? hahaha Just kiddin' sucka!

[ 09-16-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

you wouldn't get that kind of attitude at Nordstrom's. those salespeople are pros, act like it, and make good dough. if a store doesn't pay it's salespeople shit, you're apt to get less than stellar service. simple economics.

quote: Originally posted by jules: Dude, they just have other incidents with which they're more concerned. Even if it's not the SPD, showing up at Ex38 parking to bust some ID fraud just isn't going to rate on-duty time. Sorry. [ 09-16-2002, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: ray we forgot to get the picture of the "420 Blunts" candy cigars harleys are for rich lawyers and doctors pretending to be bad nowadays. real cool dude rides kawasaki crotch rocket and has 1-piece leather suit that matches color of his bike tell that to the Banditos

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by trask: You know what would look hot? You, in a thong and leather chaps, spiked heels and a spaghetti strap silk top. trask, just 'cause i'm a "girl" doesn't mean *i* would look hot in that particular outfit! besides, i'd prefer to wear thigh-high leather boots than chaps. that'll work too. you'd best model that outfit for me before venturing into the Alki. i'd probably need to give you my stamp of approval. woohoo!

No shit...how's the dating scene? hahaha

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by ehmmic: the Alki Tavern is more of a biker bar than a pub, but it's pretty cool. i sometimes eat at the little thai restaurant next door. last week there were more harleys out there than i could count! if i come, do i have to wear leather chaps? because mine are at the cleaners right now, what after riding home in the rain last night! You know what would look hot? You, in a thong and leather chaps, spiked heels and a spaghetti strap silk top.

Erik is right. I'm not professing to be an expert here but when I leave the house for a day in the bush I only bring my driver's lics., a gas card if necessary, and $20-30 cash for goodies and brew. It's nothing to stash this stuff in my pack or a zippered pocket somewhere. Hell, I even leave my amp. and sub at home and the stereo head pops out and into my pack (about 2 oz.) Point is to do your best to leave no valuables. Maybe if they prowl your rig once and see it's clean, they'll leave it alone in the future.

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