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quote: Originally posted by Ken: It is amazing to me that the police cannot even bother to come to the scene when a crime is in progress. Kind of makes you wonder if they may be benefiting from these activities. Just a thought. [ 09-16-2002, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

war is sometimes necessary to preserve the free world

quote: Originally posted by Necronomicon: This one is about as offensive as it gets... you sound like a typical knee-jerk liberal whacko [ 09-14-2002, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Like I said, I'd love to bust a cap in his ass.

Fair enuf. Try him, convict him if guilty, shoot him. Done deal.

Is this the wanker the govt. JUST apprehended? The mastermind. If so, Trask volunteers to gut him like a fish!

She told me you horned in when she passed out, and gave her the clap.

Graduation picture RURP?

switch hands rosie could use a day off

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Yeah, the blond on the recline, chillin'

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SK, I plan to spend some time at Smith this winter. You may warm up by my fire anytime.

super tool

Overrated [ 09-13-2002, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I fucked her.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: D'n'B? Dance 'n' Blues? Dogs 'n' Biscuits? Dogging 'n' Beta? Well I saw a chick sitting on the end I said Baby can't we be friends You're looking sweet as you can be Well come on down and drink with me I said Hey bartender Hey man looka here Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer [ 09-13-2002, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

In parting .... "I'm a climberdude and I'm OK I climb all night and I sleep all day (He's a climberdude and he's OK He climbs all night and he sleeps all day) I hand jam cracks, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shop RIE And have buttered scones for tea (He hand jams cracks...) (He's a climberdude...) I play in moats, I skip and jump I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He plays in moats...) (He's a climberdude...) I swing my axe, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa (He swings his axe...) (He's a climberdude...)"

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 500 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 500 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower. "Who was that?" It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 500 dollars he owes me?"

Cavedude, don't forget to pack your Z-pulley. hahaha

Trying to keep warm in freezing weather, Wilber Chitwood huddled over his alcohol heater. Accidentally overturning it, he set himself on fire, screaming in pain as his clothes were engulfed he ran out of his tent and jumped into a nearby moraine lake, where he sunk like a rock and drowned.

.... and here we have ( insert gumby's name of your choice) cruising the forest in his fashionable tin-foil vest, knowing he is well protected from all of the "extreme and harsh elements of nature".

It's been a long day and we didn't summit yet. I knew I was approaching the Matterhorn. We stopped at this recreation area. Here’s me at the start of our epic. [ 09-12-2002, 10:46 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

I'll be climbing the Matterhorn today. I'll post my TR if I live.

Who fucking cares. No one is ever missed around here. Eat shit putz.