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In Hamlet, Polonius counsels Laertes "Neither a borrower nor a lender be!" If more people heeded this advice, much of our current financial chaos might be avoided.

I have a boa constrictor and a 5 cell mag. Read it and weap!!

hahaha Charlie, you shameless hussy!!

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Trask is a butt surfer, is that the same? you outta know retard, since you gargle that butt gravy

It's a clusterfuck. I'm glad I'm just a simple moron with an agenda for frisky frolics. "Did I hear what? No dude, I don't own a television."

Are you fucking nuts? No one around here knows a good clean joke. That'd be sacrilegious.

There's something happening out back. Someone's ransacking shit ought of your garage. Stay in bed, snoozer, they booked already! Better luck next time. trask

Well gee Dru, suppose that's because you were getting busy playing the slobber blues on my meat whistle? You need to work on your gag reflex. Next time press your thumb tightly to the underside of your wrist. You'll easily swallow 2-3 inches more. Bwahahaha

Now yer talkin! Those brownies sound awesome.

SK, you live in your dreams. I'm talking about luvin', not love.

i spose' you're right; best leave it to the boys in the think tank

I want some good lovin'. What's a pair of skis cost?

My answer to you SK, is we relearn to do for ourselves. Time for the rebirth of America. I think if we'd quit meddling in the third world's business, they'd lose the hardon they have for us now. Let's take care of our own and quit worrying about everybody else. Fuck the middle east...let em' blow the shit out of each other. May the best man win!

There you have it! Luxury items.

I don't buy that theory. Other than possibly oil (which we have a shitload of ourselves), what could we possibly REALLY need from abroad?

It's no different than hunting by permission on private land. Take advantage of a landowner's generosity and quite possibly ruin it for everyone in the future. Common sense prevails. "Matt, did ya hear the one about the attorney that...." [ 09-07-2002, 09:55 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

I could care less what the world says about America. I think it's high time we quit babysitting and bankrolling the world. Fuck em' all .... let's just worry about ourselves and only our most loyal, steadfast allys. My guns are loaded and ready.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Correct, Mr. Natural. As evidenced by http://www.dictionary.com , we can see that the definition of irony is quite different from what its above misuse might suggest: irony \I"ron*y\, a. [From Iron.] 1. Made or consisting of iron; partaking of iron; iron; as, irony chains; irony particles. [R.] eat balls you sporty pre-pubescent 2.75"er you

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Just Loser! trask You're now on my shit list Flash. I will make it my mission in life to fuck with your head.

this is the stupidest fucking thread ever at cc.com

"but Doctor, I can't get an erection when I'm with my girlfriend. Could this be related to the fact that I wank 6 times a day?"

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: OK, how about tossing my salad..Trask? I got no time to toss your salad, I'm still gettin' busy!!!

here's a little ditty for all y'all that are bored Well it’s forty below and I don’t give a fuck Got a heater in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo It’s an alamana left – an alamana right Come on you fucking dummy get your right step right Get off stage – you God-damned goof you know You piss me off – you fucking jerk You get on my nerves Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand He’s a one ball man and he’s off to the rodeo Well it’s four below and I ain’t got a truck And I don’t give a fuck ‘cuz I’m off to the rodeo.... [ 09-06-2002, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: trask ]