allthumbs
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so I noticed it's all jon's fault
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[ 09-17-2002, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
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I'll meet you up top with a Toddie and warm fire.
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I spit on Britney. The only good Britney is a Britney Spaniel flushing a covey of Quail.
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WTF?? This thread is degenerating to the macabre.
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you dudes are shittin me
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Hey, I saw that one! This was just a couple miles farther up the road.... [ 09-20-2002, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
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DFA =
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anybody out there wanna get high?
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whoa, that's the pits
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that fucker looks syphilitic; you best have that checked out
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The Dr. needs a dose of boot camp.
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Let's just say the gals will be barkin' "gettiup big fella" real soon.
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No sweat. I slalom skied one summer with a cast on my leg. Cake.
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One thing at a time dude. The stitches come outta my twinkie next week.
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...and last but not least REC.CLIMBERS: Sit at computers even though they have to piss real bad, lose control, piss on power strip, die of electrocution.
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GEN X (Dr. Flash Amazing) CLIMBER: Refuses to piss as silent protest, blows bladder, dies.
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Iain - hahaha you bad DRUNK BRITISH COLUMBIAN (Dru) CLIMBER: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. [ 09-17-2002, 11:18 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
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ICE CLIMBER: Knows it's too cold outside to piss, slams finger with ice hammer so he'll forget the pain in his bladder.
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TRAD CLIMBER: Belches, farts, picks nose, pisses on floor, bitches about smelly urinal, stalks away.
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SPORT CLIMBER: Chalks up, pulls cock out, backs away, puts cock away, rechalks, breathes deep, checks cock, rechalks, reapproaches, goes for it, pisses down leg, blames belayer and poor conditions.
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MOUNTAIN CLIMBER: Pulls out wanker in blizzard, piss freezes to leg, weiner gets frostbitten, head has to be amputated but not until after drunken brawl in Banff and waiting 4 days for flight back to Seattle.
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Dr. Flash Unamazing is a dangerous wacko. Guys like him would put this country into the toilet.
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Let me rephrase...kneejerk, environmental wacko. BTW, I say that with no real malice and a big grin on my face.