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quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Better than catching crabs or something else Speaking of crabs, please see my "crab" post (titled Song for y'all ... in Spray) which was actually dedicated to Allisin. [ 10-01-2002, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Three blind crabs; three blind crabs. See how they stumble; see how they stumble. They must have come from your mother's snitch The night that she made my pecker twitch. I bet they were happy to leave the old bitch. Those three blind crabs; three blind crabs. See how they run; see how they run. Now every time that I stick it in They run from my balls to my chinny-chin-chin. So hide your pussy, they'll jump right in. Those three blind crabs; three blind crabs. Now there's six; now there's six. They must have been using their little dicks. I bet they picked up a couple of tricks Watching me balling those climber chicks. Those three blind crabs; three blind crabs.

Autumn is full of laughter girls, So sit on a my happy face. I'll brush my teeth right after, So sit on my happy face. Uncross your legs, take off my glasses, And put a pillow under my head. You'll feel so good, you'll be glad You decided to spread. Pick out a spot that's comfy, May I suggest my nose? Watch when my pants get lumpy, yeah, And rub it between your toes. And spread your cheeks all over the place, And sit on my happy face!

I ain't Sex. Choc. - Period - over and out.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I just want to declare that on sunday I drove to the summit of Mount Erie 412 times to add to my summit numbers. Hey Ray, how's that grow operation goin' up there anyway?

Congratulations Greg, you just made my list. Watch your six.

horsecock & cheese

quote: by Highlander: I think I may switch to Caharts and save the spandex for Smith Rox You'll be in good company with certain unnamed individuals. Spandex is for sissys. Real men wear trap-door itchy-scratchys.

you probably dance like a gurl

Not bad Dickhead, you've picked up 2 points on the IQ meter...you're now up to 46.

Nice try Lucky, but you should've heeded my advice pages ago. I quite often hang out with a Snohomish County Sheriff and two State Troopers. Although these guys are my fishing and hunting buddies and we've all been known to tip a few, they are basically egomaniacs with probable Hitler youth-type upbringing. They don't give a fuck about your credit card problems. They delight in high speed pursuits, busting up bar fights, giving lectures and in the case of my deputy buddie, SWAT work. Quit wasting your time with 5-O....they DON'T GIVE A SHIT. God helps those who help themselves.

yummmy [ 09-30-2002, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Lucky has agreed to split the six pack with me. We talked it over and decided we'd like a six pack of 1/2 gallon jugs of Jack Daniels.

I'll do it for drinks at Dukes.

looks like he's sucking on a turd

Pass the Visine

I duke on you all.

help me, that Flash dude is stalking me.

we came, we saw, we climbed

Sweet! Bring em' on -

It's disgusting, the state Supreme Court opined. It's reprehensible, the court added for good measure. But it is not a crime to secretly take pictures up women's skirts in public places, according to the high-court opinion handed down yesterday. The opinion came in response to appeals by two men who challenged the state's voyeurism law. The men were caught in 1999 and 2000 crouching where they shouldn't — one at a Union Gap mall in the Yakima Valley and the other at The Bite of Seattle at Seattle Center. "Although (their) actions are reprehensible, we agree that the voyeurism statute, as written, does not prohibit upskirt photography in a public place," Justice Bobbe Bridge, one of four women on the state Supreme Court, wrote in the unanimous opinion. So-called "upskirt cams," sometimes called "upskirt photos" or "upskirt voyeur pictures," are a hot commodity in the world of Internet pornography. For now, Peeping Toms operating in public places can avoid criminal prosecution. "If you get caught doing that, what's the natural reaction?" Ramm asks. "You just may risk getting beat up." By Maureen O'Hagan, Seattle Times staff reporter

Freshiez!!

wtf? no more dumb blond jokes? what's the world cumming to?

I second the BD Moonlight nomination.

I'd like to help but I feel a turtlehead poking out, and he's waving and grinning and spitting-up corn. I best be off to the crapper. [ 09-30-2002, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: trask ]