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Headspace, I have been looking for just such a babe magnet. Your fine used auto sounds like the cat's ass. Please divulge your asking price as I happen to have a fresh 10 spot in my wallet.

Yes folks, Dru has shown symptoms of the dreaded "tourettes syndrome" including facial tics and eye blinking. Fern tells me other motor tics have appeared in Dru, such as head jerking, neck stretching, foot stamping, body twisting and bending. He has been heard to utter strange and unacceptable sounds, words, and phrases. It is not uncommon for him to continuously clear his throat, cough, sniff, grunt, yelp, bark, fart, and shout. I hope he feels better soon! [ 10-10-2002, 12:37 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

The new, subtle, sensitive Trask would not say, "Fuck, bitch, cunt, shit", or any of those George Carlin no-no words. The new Trask is more likely to be seen in church or helping little old hoochie mamas cross the street.

Anyone up for some heavy drinking and whoring on Hwy. 99, email me at letsfukoff@earthlink.com. I suggest bringing a short rope for quick belays from second story windows. Other protection at your discretion.

I had a close encounter with Sasquatch earlier this year in the Blues while poaching Elk. As the big fella charged me I turned around and farted. When Sasquatch caught wind of the previous evening's Stag chile-fest, he turned tail and hussled away gagging and teary-eyed.

Now Mr. Beck, that's simply not true. Why we all know Al Gore designed the internet to be a permanent, all-encompassing fixture in our lives. Besides, I can never find a fastener or space on those damned bulletin boards.

The Best of Lawrence Welk Perry Como Live at Disneyworld Wayne Newton at the Flamingo Dorris Day's Love Songs of the 60's Liberace & Richard Simmons Duets of Bumfoolery [ 10-07-2002, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Dru, I'll make it easy on ya. How bout' you just see less Trask, because I think I've worn out my welcome and should be off. I'm sure that will delight most. Maybe I'll just pop in with a joke once in awhile. Been fun, take care, seeee ya!

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Up yours Poop. You're not so smart. [ 10-06-2002, 10:28 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Message to The Cool Guys: STFU !!! I'd like to remind Dwayner and a few others that the world doesn't revolve around you. When things don't go your way, or if people aren't kissing your asses you piss, moan and bash this website. If you're so disgruntled with the way Jon and Timmy are running things, why don't you start your own climbing site. I'm sure you could get at least 4 pseudo-intellectual members. Personally, I think Mike Adamson is one of the smartest and wittiest people I've seen post here. I NEVER heard him bitch and moan about not being Mr. Popular or the center of attention. Anyway, I'm done ranting. I'll try to tone down my shit and keep it in Spray, because I like it here. You fucks ought to decide if you want bring yourselves down to our level and get on with the good beta and fun. You want to be pompous shits, I say, "seeee ya!". trask [ 10-06-2002, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

"... so, how bout' those damn Yankees?"

Hippies suck

I was traveling between Moses Lake and Spokane the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift ?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or Republican," asked the old man. "Republican ," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell ," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican ." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican. "Democrat!", I shouted. "Hop in!", replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher on her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?", she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody. [ 10-05-2002, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

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This site and the people in it are fine. Leave well enough alone. Dwayner is having his period - he'll be fine next week.

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The moondance is Sexual Chocolate's mating ritual.

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I got a nooner today. Anybody else score?

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I'd frame 2X6 for the added insulation space and to keep the inspectors off my ass.

Dr.Flash Unamazing is missing, and it sounds like something he'd do (friggin liberal commie pinko fag). Hooray! [ 10-04-2002, 09:35 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: can't decide between the Porter Cable and the DeWalt Greg- I was a remodeler for years and always had the best luck with Porter Cable drills and sawsalls. I tried the three big worm drives and liked the Skill the best...but ultimately ended up using PCs's light 5-1/2" circular saw. I agree with Off White about cordless shit. Personally, I use a 9 volt Makita for screws and shit and a 1/2" electric PC drill for the real stuff. Whatever. tramp

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"