allthumbs

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"

Jesus Christ, this thread is the SHITS!

quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: ugh!!! ahh ... Oh please, you poop too, say it isn't so. You've ruined my fantasy of you as the perfect woman.

Highlander, I believe Terminal Gravity would kick ass.

No shit Mr. McGoo. Trad, sport, scrambling, who cares as long as it's vertical. "It's all good", as they say.

Smoker, that's a good tale. I live at the mouth of the Stilly (South By). I shoot the Snows from my front deck when they fly by too close in the fog. BTW, do I need a hunting license for this?

Viagra is aid, but it's a good thing at my age.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Is that thing IFR equipped? BYORB (bring your own rubber bands).

The Morass

Erik, a titillating idea! Problem is that I'll be flying in directly from a business engagement.

No, you dork...I don't have a taste for farts. Be nice.

greg! fuckin' goofball

Well, I went out yesterday and bought the new J5 disc DFA and Jon are raving about. Get this, my firstrap disc. Holly Shit! Anyway, after my initial feelings of what's so great about this, I must say that as background music, it does keep me UP. I guess it's okay. You want really rocin' shit though? AC/DC & Aerosmith baby!

I'd like to nominate trask as Alpine Buddy of the Week. I think he richly deserves it.

Sounds good! I'll have the intravenous Jack Daniels set-up and three Barbies to attend to my immediate needs. BTW - I'm a humble man; I'll share.

"Peeew! Somebody's cooking fish." "No, that's just Anna Nichole passing by."

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Never seen it, but it sounds staged and contrived. In short, Lame-o. Turn off Anna Nichole and watch the show at least once before making blanket statements, Redneck.

hell yeah

Hell Caveman, I can outdrink, outclimb, outscrew, outspew, outclass and outandout outdo you anyday.

Jerry says, "Show me your tits!"

intellectuals [ 10-14-2002, 11:30 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

go bolt some shit [ 10-10-2002, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

No Comment [ 10-10-2002, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

peace brother

LICK ME ALL OVER [ 10-09-2002, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: trask ]