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  1. Flush -- eat my rectal tumor
  2. Dwayner- Who's this faggoty looking Jason person? Is he a transvestite cousin of yours? Why the fixation? Just curious, as I always considered you a manly man; now I'm not so sure.
  3. Hey CM I thought you's was goin' to pube club tonite.
  4. At wit's end, Dr. Flash Amazing ...doofus
  5. For you homos looking for a good time, call Muir on Saturday- He's easy, he's greasy, he works on the street. And whenever you see him he's always in heat. If you leave your fly open he's down on your meat.
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    feckin jerkies

    quote: Originally posted by mattp: I talked to a drunken German-Swiss man last week who insisted that all of Europe believes we are only in it for the Oil, and that in fact we are hoping to start some shit with Saudia Arabia too before it is over. What do you guys think about that? Plunder, pillage & bootie. Aye the life of a pirate! [ 10-01-2002, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
  7. Now dadgummit Jon, ya went and hurt my feelins. Try to be more sensitive to your good members' needs.
  8. Right on. Exactly why I don't socialize in personato at the clubs and campfires.
  9. PP, I like you have reached out to Allison, but alas, she wouldn't fit in my car.
  10. WTF?? Can you post here unregistered? I thought this was an exclusive club. Who let the dogs out?
  11. Those kind of brownies taste like crap too. Big tokes are the bomb.
  12. I'm ashamed of some of you. You know who you are too. Sum-bitch, look what happens when hate and aggression get the best of you. I find solace in the knowledge that I refrained from getting involved in the childish bullshit that went on today. To those of you at fault --
  13. frickin double post [ 10-01-2002, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
  14. Icegirl's idea would work. It's called EMBARRASSMENT, and the pigs want nothing of that. Call the Seattle Times and PI and talk to a columnist about the problem and lack of support from the lazy-assed pigs.
  15. That is funky and stupid shit. Back to your cube pilgrim!
  16. allthumbs

    feckin jerkies

    Peace Love Daisys Dope Revolution Kill Uncle Free Love [ 10-01-2002, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
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    feckin jerkies

    quote: Originally posted by allison: Whoops, Flash, I think they missed your ironickal irony. No Allison, I didn't miss his poke at the right. Jesus you're thick.
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    feckin jerkies

    DFA it's about' time you came around to the RIGHT way of thinkin'. That's beautiful man!
  19. quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by Greg W: Jon, with contests and all it sounds like this could be pretty organized. Are we going to put tape on our helmets with our screennames on them and wear them around the campsite? who wears helmets? (duh!) how about we ladies just put the tape on our asses since we know that's where you guys'll be looking anyway. I'd be looking at your brain...that's just the sensitive type of guy I am.
  20. We ain't ... so butter your buns seacow.
  21. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Better than catching crabs or something else Speaking of crabs, please see my "crab" post (titled Song for y'all ... in Spray) which was actually dedicated to Allisin. [ 10-01-2002, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
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    Song for y'all

    Three blind crabs; three blind crabs. See how they stumble; see how they stumble. They must have come from your mother's snitch The night that she made my pecker twitch. I bet they were happy to leave the old bitch. Those three blind crabs; three blind crabs. See how they run; see how they run. Now every time that I stick it in They run from my balls to my chinny-chin-chin. So hide your pussy, they'll jump right in. Those three blind crabs; three blind crabs. Now there's six; now there's six. They must have been using their little dicks. I bet they picked up a couple of tricks Watching me balling those climber chicks. Those three blind crabs; three blind crabs.
  23. Autumn is full of laughter girls, So sit on a my happy face. I'll brush my teeth right after, So sit on my happy face. Uncross your legs, take off my glasses, And put a pillow under my head. You'll feel so good, you'll be glad You decided to spread. Pick out a spot that's comfy, May I suggest my nose? Watch when my pants get lumpy, yeah, And rub it between your toes. And spread your cheeks all over the place, And sit on my happy face!
  24. I ain't Sex. Choc. - Period - over and out.
  25. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I just want to declare that on sunday I drove to the summit of Mount Erie 412 times to add to my summit numbers. Hey Ray, how's that grow operation goin' up there anyway?
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