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[ 10-16-2002, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Ted Nugent for President!

Since I use improper grammar: duke instead of dook, I now drop brown coils on dictators and liberals. I must go to the crapper now, I think I feel a turtle head poking out. Carry on.

I duke on dictators and liberals alike.

Sisu, forget it. The pussy liberals are flocking to Kanida to avoid your fight.

GregW and Erik were talking one afternoon when Greg tells Erik, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and my girl got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and my girl got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if my girl didn't get pregnant again." Erik asks Greg, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Greg says, "This year I'm taking her WITH me."

Hey, there's no bullets in that gun.

I wipe my bum with devil's club. It's all good.

Thanks for the heads up, but no thanks. I wear wool knickers. Perhaps DFA, he's a synthetic type of guy.

Greg, maybe Santa will.

Word on the street - DFA rides the short bus, always one step ahead of 5-O. Outstanding warrants for myriad offenses in many states and provinces. Quite probable that that fat fucker you see in the photo is indeed DFA.

Wazzup with the bimbos with no tits or ass? Fucking lefties; inadaquate in sooo many ways.

Duck Cavey! Larry The Tool is taking a his best shot.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Here are my photos --> awesome! what shutter speed did you use?

I like his silly pontifications too. I just like telling him to shut the hell up because he's such a nose picker.

I went there too. It was sick.

quote: by Off White: who can hold onto a flaming plastic milk jug the longest I want to share something vital I just read in this self-help book I took from the trash can in the ladies' room at the House of Pancakes. Will, by G. Gordon Liddy, Master of the Watergate caper. My new guru. Who, when holding his hand over a lit candle, said, "The trick is not to mind it." I have set as my goal to get so strong I could peel onions all day long and never shed one tear-- I want my skin to thicken so if I'm panic-stricken when post-nuke day gets here I won't even feel the fear as I watch me and the world disappear. The trick is not to mind it-- if you're looking for peace this is where you'll find it. For life is like that candle flame and we are like Gordon Liddy's hand hovering over it. And it hurts like hell, but the trick is not to mind it.

hunting anyone?

Ladies, did I mention that I was a OBGYN. Can I be of service?

shut the hell up doomass.

Charlie, tits ahoy! BTW Dru, see, I'm not the only porno poster around these parts.

"Did you see the dick on that hose hound?" Good golly!

Greg, dude! I just picked up two truckloads of empty plastic 55 gallon drums that we can throw on the fire. They had some industrial chemical shit in them, but the dude that gave them to me said not to worry about it. Fuck man, these bad boys and the tires you're collecting, and we'll have our own "Burning Man"! Sweet

yeah right, don't you mean you're still pulling you luv thang? Bwahahaha