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allthumbs

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  1. Probably pull his gun and make like Barney Fife.
  2. That'd be a good trick considering she was cremated and her ashes strewn over Puget Sound. I see you're into necrophilia - how quaint I'm not surprised.
  3. Hey LawScroggess, with your mouth, how bout' we call you Butch?
  4. PP, interesting. What I've noticed about women these days, is that young girls are bigger and burlier, and after about 25 years of age they are fat. There are more fat women around now then I can ever remember. I hear on the news that this is becoming a trend and women are okay with it. I find fat people disgusting...sorry folks, just callin' it like I see it.
  5. You'll need differential capability to get pin point accuracy. It's available as an option, but it's a bit more $$$.
  6. I use Coolmax with no liners. Tough feet - no sweat or blisters.
  7. Necro, I heard from one of the moms that you couldn't get it up. hahahaha She also told me your tool was on the "small side", to say the least. We had a good chuckle over it. (And it wasn't my mom, because she passed away and was cremated, when I was two.)
  8. ad·vec·tion n. 1. The transfer of a property of the atmosphere, such as heat, cold, or humidity, by the horizontal movement of an air mass: Today's temperatures were higher due to the advection of warm air into the region. 2. The rate of change of an atmospheric property caused by the horizontal movement of air. 3. The horizontal movement of water, as in an ocean current.
  9. Well the war on terror takes a strange turn. The good folks at the Pentagon have come up with a strange idea: Get the smell of every American so they can track you down. press OK line up people and let the Federal Government sniff your underarms. Too bizarre even for me.
  10. I agree with you Beck. I've kept quiet about this, but would like to say that I'd rather have some gumbies out there looking for me than no one at all. My charitable contributions typically go to search and rescue. I support them wholeheartedly.
  11. You know, I've never farted. Does it hurt?
  12. You people suck. These Camel Jockeys have feelings too. Try to be more sensitive next time.
  13. Are you saying I'm actually not interested in politics and just like to stir shit up? Dru! You've hurt me...you've cut me to the quick.
  14. Hey DFA, thank God we have you to explain to us how the event will go down. I always wondered if the goblin would get the drop on me, and now thanks to your personal defense expertise, I know I'll be killed before I have any chance to grab my piece. Thanks for the heads up General. It's so good to have you around to set us straight on life. You may take your curtsy now.
  15. It's called 'play the liberal game'.
  16. It's now un-PC to be PC, Jackson.
  17. Women would never be that shallow.. I'm very suprised at this Veggie. I might just have to get rid of my Trask - Director of Casting business cards and try the old ATM receipt trick.
  18. Just out of curiosity, could I take my Feathered Friends jacket back to them and pay them to clean it? Might be worth $$ it so I don't have to mess around doing it.
  19. Yep, Merry Christmas everybody!
  20. I gave you 5 stars cause you're a tool.
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