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I'm gonna try the steak fry. If it ruins my NY, I'm huntin' you down ya varmint.

Imagine a Christmas card where Santa Claus makes a pre-emptive strike on terrorists, by firing a fully automatic firearm mounted on a reindeer-powered sleigh. Santa's target: militant, Islamist, suicide terrorists. That's the gist of the Christmas card that gun lobbyist John Michael Snyder said he is sending to Members of Congress, the Bush administration, and others this year. Snyder, the public affairs director of the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, issued a statement describing his card. 'We've known since childhood that Santa puts coal under the Christmas trees of bad children,' said Snyder in the press release. 'It's just another stretch of the imagination to consider Santa delivering multiple doses of hot lead to wicked terrorists.'

Are you shitting me about cooking the steak? I've never heard of such madness.

It's no less valuable than waterfront property on Lake Washington or Mercer Island. We're running out of prime real estate and prices are way up.

Sorry Your Majesty, I'll work on it.

Y'all know how I feel about it.

I agree with the marial arts. Plus I learned to crush a brick with my head.

That's what I tried to tell her.

Ah, see, I wasn't so far off in my assessment after all. Grab ass rules!

Pagemaker

couldn't hurt

An assistant to chop and dice?

Well, occasionally I feel Caveman might hunt me down and gut me like a fish...now that's REAL fear.

hahaha touche

Are these women blond? How can they not know of the plan?

We don't know your husband. Most married men I know bitch the most about a lack of connubial bliss (if you get my drift). So my choice if I was married would be for daily scroggin' for a full year.

ain't love grand

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Press

Winter, you have the star thing backwards. Less is better...loser.

I'm not going to bore my friends debating this with your sorry ass j_b. Why don't you go get laid and give it all a rest. Now I see what the other guys meant about you. Tool

Sorry dude, I just can't climb on the bandwagon. May he burn in hell, and be damn quick about it.

OMFG!!! Greg, pleasssssse bust a cap in my ass. I can't take this shit anymore.

dfa fago