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Doofus, Schoeller is woven material. Call Daniels Cleaners on Queen Anne Ave. just before you get to the counter balance. They should be able to reweave the hole lickity split. You may now kiss my butt.

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Yep, the Seahawk coach, GM, VP, etc... He's a joke and he sux.

I don't know if any of you bums follow football, but Mike Holmgren just got shitcanned. Hooray!!!

How bout a couple days in Vegas on the tables and the Mustang Ranch?

Ade, in regards to Alan Turing, founder of computer science, mathematician, philosopher, codebreaker, strange visionary and a gay man before his time: I have no comment. What's your point?

There's hardly any talk of ass kicking around here anymore. When there is, it's in jest...lighten up.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

With talks of Social Security Alignment between the U.S. and Mexico, I find the idea of incorporating Mexico into the U.S. amusing to think about. Since so many Mexicans want to come here to work and live, I don't really have a problem with most of them. We'd be inheriting a lot of problems, no doubt, but we could solve them. Besides, 1/6th of Mexico lives here already. Personally, I'm waiting for us to invoke Article IV, section 3; ( New states may be admitted by the Congress into this union.) Now as for Canada... We should just buy it. Give every non-Quebec Canadian citizen $750,000 and citizenship, tell them to go buy some heathcare and guns... Then invade Quebec and make France take it back. trask

Fairweather, Gun-grabbers are appalled by the Second Amendment because they know that their dream of wholesale "gun control" is patently unconstitutional. This is covered in detail in the essay "The Embarrassing Second Amendment" by law professor Sanford Levinson, of which you posted above. Mr. Levinson, who supports "gun control," nevertheless draws the conclusion that banning private gun ownership by qualified citizens is unconstitutional. He hypothesizes that "gun control" has made it thus far because most lawyers and judges are liberal and support "gun control"; otherwise it would have been declared unconstitutional long ago. (As and aside, "gun control" is in quotes because true gun control is an effective grip, sight alignment, and trigger squeeze that result in hitting your intended target.) trask

To be born free is an accident. To live free is a responsibility. To die free is an obligation.

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It's a dumbass policy. If it's obviously new, with tags etc... there's no reason they shouldn't take it back. I could see their side if the tags, or box was removed/gone. I also abhor "restock charges" (usually 10% of purchase price).

Post your complaint on every climbing and hiking board you can find. They'll get the message.

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In my town we've declared Female Jello Wrestling Day.

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You are . . . you gotta tell me something . . . I mean, seriously, I'm tellin' you, this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody bluey from Hollywood . . . I mean . . . really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and . . . Aynsley and Bob and . . . Frank . . . I mean, none of us . . . we've never . . .

Hmmm, well SK when this old man slams the hammer on his Mach Z, the Adrenalin rush and eye-peeling acceleration is awesome. If you don't have what it takes to ride all out at over 100 mph on the snow, you'd best just jump back on those snow shoes. Because once you squeeze the throttle on my tricked-out sled, the punch will knock you on your ass. And the real challenge becomes just hanging on. I'll go back to my Barca Lounger now.

Well Allison, you know what I always say, "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

At this season you may remember the response of the little boy who was asked to name the Four Seasons by his school teacher. His list was: Duck Season, Trout Season, Deer Season, and Christmas. Now there was a little boy being brought up right!

I suppose there's a need for groups like the ACLU. But not in my neighborhood.

MTnative, spare us your worthless pellets of horseshit from your inferiority complex Pez dispenser.

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