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Yeah, whatever. Come on up and polish my knob.

Give me a break. Tell ya what, soon as these black basketball players finish 4 years of college, quit beating up their women, take responsibility for their bastard babies and learn how to speak the English language, I'll possibly reconsider my stance on basketball.

Well, you're just another cloven heffer then. You shouldn't have any problem hooking a low-life miserable mush-mellon down there in Anarchyville to kiss your fat ass and jump at your drunken beckon call. Us real men up here won't put up with that shit.

basketball is for pussys

Sorry, can't get into basketball. Football and baseball here. Course most of the hippies around here like soccer, 'hokey' and big bricks of cheese.

Catbird, really man, you need a life .... press

Anna, you and I think alike. Hang in there and enjoy yourself, you'll have plenty of time to hook up with some lazy ass slob of a husband who puts you on the back burner. Trust me on this. If you're ever up my way, stop by for a beer.

Screw the Geneva Convention. If Saddam wants to ignore it I say we play hardball and nuke his ass.

Is that we're dancing around trying to fight a politically correct war and spare all of the civilian casualties. Won't continue for long though.... You're absolutely right VB. We stay the course we're on and we're gonna take an ass-whoopin'. Time to go in there and level the damn place and finish off that shitheal Saddam.

Iain, you stool, why would you possibly think I'd be interested in the turd twister? Scat's not my thing man, I'm more into hot chicks and nice boats. Did you confuse me with one of your Portland homies?

Thanks for the update, Marlin Perkins.

but the question is, would they have you?

tongue my pooper homo

Now it's time for that implant.

Take notes Flash, maybe you'll get the point that men are made for women, not farm animals.

that's pretty. got marshmellows?

and we appreciate it yeah, yeah, you say that now, but in the bedroom it's "no, I gotta headache". just trying not to hurt your feewings w/my disappointment in your skills. well, it's a moot point as I'm worn out from my "session" at the Korean Spa anyway.

soon the world will be ours

Iain, you and Erik must be blowin buddies the way you're working over the quotes. Is it as good for you as Erik tells me it is for him?

I plopped Martha on my skewer and spun her like a chicken

Yeah, I got nuttin against guys that play the slobber blues on the old meat whistle as long as they don't hassle me.

and we appreciate it yeah, yeah, you say that now, but in the bedroom it's "no, I gotta headache".

I hear ya Chris...they're just a bunch of dirty pole smokers.

Erik said: what is you are protesting the protester?? ih wait that is just pure physical violence!! viva la policia! wtf? come again