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  1. Our language is part of the New World Order. Get on board hoser.
  2. Your anarchist days are numbered asshole.
  3. Hey, I know that betty on the left
  4. That's the stupidest fucking bill I've ever heard of. It'll never fly.
  5. DFA, are you the "licked" or the "lickee"? Bwahahaha
  6. Don't believe me, call your local sheriff or an attorney or whoever and find out.
  7. The proposed Oregon law makes any person participating in any protest about anything that impedes traffic liable for a mandantory Life sentence. They will serve a minimum of 25 years. quote: A person commits the crime of terrorism if the person knowingly plans, participates in or carries out any act that is intended, by at least one of its participants, to disrupt: (a) The free and orderly assembly of the inhabitants of the State of Oregon; ((b) Commerce or the transportation systems of the State of Oregon; or © The educational or governmental institutions of the State of Oregon or its inhabitants. (4)(a) A person convicted of terrorism shall be punished by imprisonment for life. (b) When a person is convicted of terrorism under this section, the court shall order that the person be confined for a minimum of 25 years without possibility of parole. Read it and weap FDA
  8. hmmmm, interesting, but how do you account for guys like Erik?
  9. just remember - that list is ever changing
  10. I love Spring, and green's my favorite color
  11. allthumbs

    Wailing Wall

    A CNN reporter went to Israel to cover the fighting. She was looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like the man in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who's been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watches him pray for about 45 minutes. When he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "Rebbecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?" "For about 50 years." "50 years! What do you pray for?" "For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop. For our children to grow up in safety and friendship." "How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."
  12. necro's wimmin have issues...obviously
  13. Come get yur wimmin Erik, I'm done with em
  14. A young woman bought a new Lexus, and returned to the dealership the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of theirs.... One day, another driver ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him. "Asshole!" she yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play.
  15. I've slept on it and changed my mind. KILL KILL KILL more blood and guts!!! Bring it on, I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
  16. Dump the bitch. They're a dime a dozen. Been married four times and don't miss any of em'. oh, but I might add that it always helps to have an attorney in the family.
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